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Kinda weird how she went pitch black for the Grammys though and then when light

The auburn would go harder but the blonde>>>>>>the dark hair

I don’t like guardian but a reviewer does need to be mean sometimes- they still gave her 2/5 so it wasn’t really that bad if that was their honest opinion- the only thing wrong with it is if their own personal judgements between them and Lana effected the reviewing but it wasn’t really nasty- just honest

Shes a clout chaser she’s a racist Zionist until you benefit from her? Right

It’s not just the mic- Lana has shown many times she’s 10x more vocally accomplished than someone like Billie but’s inconsistent as hell. This is likely due to poor practice and smoking- you can’t blame the mic for everything when there’s dozens of musicians who have mic issues and still sound good- an in ear issue could be the case in which case she should fire and rehire and a new technician

McDonald's season I need a fry cook down below someone to fry it or roast Got me getting too fat to touch my toes I need someone who can use dressing because McDonald’s seasoning is over.

I warned you all but there was a paid promotion post on velvet coke at one point about yung lean and charli so maybe he’ll be an opening act

Im glad I saw her on the crash tour because these new tickets ain’t cheap I only paid £33 last time

What she’s saying she wants from the album isn’t coming across so far- there’s a random ocean theme but she wants Brit pop inspired songs, rave moments and psychedelia inspired production. she also counted massive Attack and Primal Scream as a major influence. where is this reflected in any of the imagery or songs so far? I just can’t imagine that she’s got what she wanted from her songs.

Because the music is still FN p2 and the world has moved on from disco and 90s house inflected dance pop unless you’re Ariana grande- she’s added some bass guitar from tame impala songs and called it a day to classify as “psychedelic” when it’s nothing of the sort. her image is also very safe and boring- none of the era links together thematically or sonically and she or management have no idea what they want from her as a popstar so I’ll be surprised if she’s a major popstar in 2 years. Add to that- mutiple film gigs being booked which seem to try to gauge her as a celebrity name but it’s not working and it’s clearly her trying to pivot for other options in case the one career doesn’t work out

@111 working at the sun now

The first time the Sun was factual

The way she could be doing sound checks, doing basic interactions with fans and completing her set lists instead of repeating the same cycle is interesting

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/27191046/sky-ferriera-concert-fan-reaction-chaotic-money-back/amp/ ooh she’s getting press this era Queen of Uk tabloids

I got your money f*gs Arrive two hours late because they’ll be no queue anyway and that’s when begins, unless you have work in the morning- in that case go for the first hour late and drop the last part where she’s moaning about technical issues

I’d say the two interlink but her tours are mostly filled with emo couples and boozy Yt girls in shorts or atleast that’s how it was during the crash tour with a few H&M gays

The background cheography for brat tour looks interesting

Maybe it would have worked better on a latin inspired song like lightning

Y’all complain about jay park but I always thought unlock it sounded seamless…whereas I got is a massive yikes

I can respect her drive though but the internet has a habit of picking up on micro culture lately on tik tok so Jenny’s behaviour and lack of singing choruses being documented on various forums was always going to bite her in the ass

There’s hardly any stories about Mariah tbh that can be accredited except the ones where she was legitimately having mental breakdowns in 2001 and 2015 because of her bipolar disorder and so was very demanding and odd - all the other people around her say she’s generally sweet but very insecure and in a bubble. Jlo has always been a good marketer of herself with very little talent- okay actress, okay singing when she really tries after years of coaching, competent dancing.

as usual the tasteless gays want everything to sound squeaky

It would have been a better lead than Von Dutch and has Sophie sounds The actual snippets we have sound better than that awful pitched edit to match boiler room

If you have big t*ts bounce bounce

She ain’t dropping party line on a country record I fear…