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Did she get married then?

This is a good point but I think with actual number scores-fans have destroyed the concept- reviewers will rarely pan someone like ice spice even if they have a big enough platform- we need to start actualising scores to the reviews

I wouldn’t say any of the reviews have been nasty tbh, I do think the scoring to the reviews is odd though- some of the glowing reviews only have 70 or whatever and some of the reviews where they’re panning it are giving 3/5? Are they scared to make the score reflect the reviews lmao

Oh honey 🍯 it’s all love for you 😉

The beats on Honeymoon sounding cheap 💀 mama A@W is from a proven SAMPLE PACK please get yourself together

💀 well I’m sure a renaissance lover wouldn’t be able to appreciate lyrical genius anyway xoxo

I mean you could probably make a point saying that it’s more indebted to NFR in some ways because Jack and Lana reused a lot of stems and melodies here and there- but I still think the similarity applies.

What’s everyone’s top 5? Mine is Candy necklace, Paris Texas, let the light in, Peppers and grandfather I think

Give it two months and we’ll see-people switch here quick

I’d argue BB flows a lot better whereas Ocean has more rich production on some of the tracks

It does sound like BB though and it was made during the same time…they have the exact same themes and a similar sound- only difference is the mastering etc

It’s lucky they’re not- because some of the newest reviews aren’t particularly positive

Songwriting wise I’d actually say she can be when she wants to- One of the best pop lyricists tbh you’d need to be British to understand the context between some of the lines though

What 💀 not even the mid tempos are accessible- peppers would never play on top 40

Fishtails fits so randomly on the album- I’m not still not convinced it isn’t a LFL reject Peppers is catchy

https://www.spin.com/2023/03/lana-del-rey-did-you-know-that-theres-a-tunnel-under-ocean-blvd-review/ Spin did a review

My trio is Candy Necklace, Paris Texas and Let the Light in

1.UV 2. Honeymoon 3. Aka 4. Born to die Paradise edition 5. Blue banisters 6. LFL 7. NFR 8. Ocean 9. Cocc

Candy necklace sounds liked it was made for eyes wide shut

I get what you mean but there’s no way some of her choices like downloading off YT are done for artistic purposes- fans were complaining today because it was distracting from ocean’s songs on Spotify(hadn’t mastered it properly for the platform) and that’s not good… there are cases where hiss works but there’s tons of distortion on wildflower for example and it’s bad for your ears.

The label need to coerce her this time to make something more produced- no phone recordings! A&R her album writing for potential controversy if this one starts going viral on the twatter, She’s a multi millionaire so no Audibal distortion on release either because her master team on the last few albums have been

No Jack please- The trio has better trap beats than all of his beat production One or two piano ballads only this time to make it more special- like her early albums More likely it’ll be more of the same though tbh

Candy necklace and let the light in are the best on the album

It’s just my opinion-you can hear the lyrical content- she’s never been definitively asked about this either so it should be up for discussion.