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I'm driving for dick, I wanna be that cum-dump I'm driving for dick, I want that spunk all on my face I'm driving for dick, I wanna be that spunky-spunk I'm driving for dick, I want that cum in my bum Oh yeah...

Sorry guys, but it's time to forget about L*na D*l R*y and move on. Sophie Anderson, a certified COCK DESTROYER™, deserves your stanning a lot more than her! Stream Driving For Dick today!

Okay but I NEED this to be played in a gay club! Like, imagine, it's poppers o'clock, everybody is on drugs and dancing and feeling themselves and then THIS comes on and the whole club starts shaking sdfmkljsdf! Why am I wet now?

Not Marina refusing to perform her best two songs (Obsessions and Lies). #cancelled

Thank you, king! <3 And YES, it is! I feel like she's one of the very few artists who simply can't do wrong. It's a distinctly different sound for her once again, yet it's undeniably BANKS. An absolute legend!

I've had this on repeat for an entire hour already and it gets better and better! She fucking SNAPPED! Song of the year RIGHT THERE!

She's gonna release another flawless 11/10 album, isn't she? When she said "You can call me THAT BITCH", she KNEW what she was doing!

SLAP SOMEONE IN THE FACE IN A NICE AND FUN WAY!

I can't understand half of the lyrics slknfdjmjfnjsf but I don't care this fucking SLAPS! She really is that bitch!!!

THIS IS SO DAMN GOOD HOLY SHIT! She just CANNOT release a bad song, that's pure TALENT ladies and gentlefags!

MY WIG OMFG!!!!!

Yas, Waiting Game! thatwasaclassic.gif

17 minutes, I'm SO FUCKING EXCITED!!!!!!

Okay, so... https://tiermaker.com/create/kylie-minogue-singles-21719 #JusticeForSkirt

@ simply replied to @@Loreen who suggested that people shouldn't criticise the album at all and that it's "not that deep" and "just music", which, I'm sorry, is not a sentiment I can get behind. This is a music forum, the whole point of it is to discuss music, and obviously that doesn't only include kissing Marina's ass, but also being able to criticise her and her music. I'm glad @ is writing what you call "essays" and explaining their opinion so thoroughly rather than just calling it shit without bringing up any actual thoughts and arguments. It's not like they just come here to hate on Marina out of boredom, it's obvious that – like many others, myself included – they think very highly of Marina's past work and are disappointed by this particular album. Most of us agree that she can definitely do Better Than That.mp3, and this deserves to be discussed in this thread just as much as others are praising the album.

Yeah I edited my post the moment you replied to me lol. https://www.hernameisbanks.com/ Ugh, that's another 37 hours...

Isn't Gimme supposed to be out in New Zealand already? It's past 1 AM there already. Edit: Oh FFS, it'll be released worldwide simultaneously.

I would start with Fever, then Aphrodite.

Taste!

Thanks for reminding me of this iconic moment in pop culture history! Replace Nicel Shitsinger with "Lana's LA friends" and voilà lol!

Y'all check out her IG story, she started a "text your ex challenge" and the responses are hilarious! Also, she's been teasing new songs via Instagram Live and I am SO EXCITED about this upcoming track called Change Your Mind she premiered today! She's gonna serve another fantastic album, I just know it!

We all need them, but no one has them. And YES, I've been saying this forever:

New version of What You Waiting For is out!

Under normal circumstances, I would be against it (see: Love/BAR; I still passionately hate whoever leaked them), but in this case, with Lana not recording anymore, clearly not giving a fuck and basically pissing us all off just for the sake of it, I would happily take those leaks and RUN!

She's coming! www.kylie.com