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Now you can get micro speakers implanted in your ear canals and listen to music wirelessly wherever you want! Apple contacts with special high definition camera lens allows you to take pictures with your eyes and send them to your phone, or your bestie’s eyes so they can see what you see. Improved front facing camera with new hologram projection so you can chat directly with the FBI agent who’s been monitoring you

Okay this will be my last post in here for a while I promise sorry for causing drama but I would love a theme design contest each era (anonymous submissions) and we vote for a winner. It would be a good compromise because we’d have a say in the themes and I’d imagine custom themes for individual users is a probably more work than it’s worth

Ooh I really like this idea originally I was thinking maybe a small blurb of page numbers at the bottom of the screen similar to the “recently browsing” user list, but I think maybe a table of contents type thing might work better? Example: Imaginary Pre-Release Thread (click to expand) — OP ……..1 Lana shares album cover on Instagram ………… 382 First single announced ……… 600 Single and MV dropped ……… 889 Pre order announced ……….1203 New merch discovered in website code …… 1551 My Bookmarks (click to expand) — funny post I like ….. 23 instagram analysis …… 400 gifgate ……. 837 etc I suppose we could already formulate OPs this way, but I was thinking maybe a drop down menu when you click “page X of Y” up at the top right underneath the “jump to (enter page number)” bar. A mod will add the official thread ones like above and then you can add your own which are kept in a separate/private list

well I don’t want to scroll thru someone’s personal collection of 500 irrelevant gifs just to find a smiley that’s been here for years

I still don’t like the idea of perks only available to certain people but if I had to choose I’d rather go with time online rather than reputation points I’ve been here since 2016 but only have like 8k rep points meanwhile some users joined last year and have like 40k (and deserved! not hating I’m just pointing out it can be kind of arbitrary) and I would feel left out if they got stuff I didn’t plus it wouldn’t encourage as much spam as others have mentioned. I feel like either way, as long as we have things that have to be “unlocked”, someone is guaranteed to feel left out, discouraged, and less likely to visit/participate. maybe we can just have a monthly fundraiser, like the first or last few days of the month Elle can update a Lanaboards Funds thread with a reminder to donate and turn off adblock (and it can be pinned for the duration), and whatever perks she feels like implementing can be applied to the entire population regardless of status?? not everybody would be able to afford a monthly subscription, but if they were tight on bills in April maybe they have $20 to spare by the end of May that they can donate. it would be more staggered than a subscription income but I think it would be fairest to the users Idk about VIP smileys, it’s easy enough to just bookmark the url of a picture or gif you use often or add it as a shortcut in your keyboard. if we all added our own smileys the list would be 50000 miles long and I already have a hard enough time finding what I’m looking for

also remember how upset people got when Lana deleted her public ig and then only certain people had access to the honeymoon acc, imagine the meltdowns if she asked people to pay to be able to follow her

When your friends say you have to start paying them to be able to read the text messages they sent you edit: oops I didn’t refresh so ur post didn’t show up before I posted this @the ocean this is not @ u bb I really don’t think we should have anything restricted behind a paywall tho, regardless of what it is. that’s a slippery slope. it’s important for us to establish what is acceptable/unacceptable **before** any changes are implemented

I really don’t like the idea of restricting content or abilities between paying and non paying members. we should all be able to have the same site/user experience regardless of member status this is a relatively close knit fan community and I think locking things behind a paywall would be very unfair and upsetting also yeah a NSFW section, maybe locked/unlocked based on your birthday (not that that would really stop people but just for legal liability), and threads from this section do not show up in the recently updated section. but then again I ask myself, is this really necessary lmfao it’s a Lana fan site…. Just go on Twitter if you wanna discuss that

the sloth girl pinky a rose well deserved justice for miss honey’s balloon, I hope Lana knows it’s the thought that counts also dying at @godsmonster’s gift

I don’t know how this works did I lose already

Lanita is winning

I can’t believe she didn’t donate her ac unit to the australian firefighters

Lana Del Rey uses popular social media platform to share pictures of a window meanwhile people are DYING and it’s her fault and she needs to do something about it

“apologize to two out of the 27 songs we’ve recently gotten” I rest my case

the dingy room the lanita bracelet the acrylics the carlitos way comment her romanticizing poverty ethnically ambiguous baddie al pacino crime movie era we’re finally gonna get good music again

doin time was for a movie and it ended up on the album tho idk if that documentary actually featured a soundtrack, I think her cover just played during the ending credits

she WILL cover is it a crime

part of me thinks they got lost or not enough cards were given to her to sign in the first place, or she just said fuck it and didn’t sign the whole amount cuz she got tired of it

The way I teared up

Ok but actually it’d be pretty cool if she gave us something cryptic on the Ides of March like an album trailer think of the symbolism spring I skip heaven knows then the album surprise drops on the first day of summer which also happens to be her birthday I want a moody trailer w an atmospheric instrumental and close up shots, no info/text except the title at the very end, which she posts on honeymoon with an emoji caption and we all go crazy

Margo in her insider era but for why… I can’t recall Lana ever telling fans something about an upcoming project and then telling them not to share it… Margo I get it you’re trying to be respectful and that’s so amazing of you queen but I don’t think that’s necessary here so spill

Lana cover love is stronger than pride

yall are laughing but I love westerns I would die if she did this edit: wait I interpreted this as spaghetti western soundtrack I forgot american country music exists and I’m literally american

ik the convo has moved on but I forgot to post these the other day, I just wanted to demonstrate that there are non ugly paintings they could have used as well my version of this interscope collectors thing edit: WAIT SHE POSTED OH MY GOD EMILE

I think she could do a really fun little cover of smooth operator with updated production