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Lad

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  1. She just snatched my vaginal weave so hard
  2. Excitement it's not the same as attention whoring, though. It's not like we'd care if you have it and would want to know the lyrics from you and not our first listen or Lana herself.
  3. YASSSS LANA GET THOSE FRIDAY TO SUNDAY STREAMING POINTS FROM HOARDERS!!! QUEEN OF NEW WAYS OF PROMOTION
  4. I hope Chuck reposts the original new picture because Lana posted an screenshot of it. Was it to give it texture? Queen of new filters. Edit. Nevermind she tweeted it!
  5. Shut up. I am not stupid, I am not retarded and I'm not dumb. In fact, you should check around a little before trying to come for me honey. It's a meme. I just changed some things to make it Lana related. You asked for random thoughts that have nothing to do with Honeymoon or are a reach and I posted a random thought. Simple as that. It's not like I was dying to quote you or I wanted to talk with you.
  6. I met Lana Del Rey recently, my name is Ashley and this is my M&G story. I met her October 20th of this year and it was horrific. She was rude, not classy and she lost a long time lipster that day. I walked into the $350 M&G and say hello she replies with "fat" and I shook it off because I thought maybe I had heard her wrong. As I approached her and asked to do my pose she stared at me blank faced. I continued talking "you saved my life" I say. "You're the reason I'm alive today". She looks me dead in the eye and says "you'll die soon enough, fatty" and then whispered "obesity". I started crying I had never felt pain like this and she started laughing and said "are you crying? Stop it. Stop it now" and she flicked my vagina. The photographer took the picture and I headed out of the M&G section and that's when Lana started speaking whale to me. I still can't believe this happened. I cried writing this. I wish this weren't true but Lana Del Rey is in fact; a horrible person. Thank you for reading this. And if you don't believe me ask Lady Gaga he was there with me.
  7. Theory:High by the Beach music video shot by Jake Nava was cancelled and we're getting a homemade one shot by Lana with her new MacBook consisting of her lipsyncing the song while in her new Malibu house's bed.
  8. V Magazine said next month's album. They should know something. Or maybe they're speculating like us.
  9. why did she added a filter to the one she uploaded on the honeymoon acc ok i calmed down someone already saved the tumblr url like 3 minutes after it was posted that was quick
  10. PH MY FOS I GOT THE NOTIFICATION AHE POSTED A PHOTO AND I WAS LIKE YAA ANOTHER SELFIE BIT THEN IT WAA A COBER ANS MY BAGINA IS SHAKING AND IMPLODED I CANF BELIEVE THIS I AM CRYING
  11. When he puts u onto his black motorcycle but he doesn't know how to ride it cuz it was a gift from his rich mom
  12. Lad

    Melanie Martinez

    Yeah, I didn't want to name drop though because I wasn't sure he was the "only" one having them, but at least it means these songs are out there! Somewhere
  13. Lad

    Melanie Martinez

    Mmm... I once read someone I follow on Tumblr found like - a bunch of in-studio acoustic tracks of hers. I stumbled across this bombsonmondaymornings blog on my dashboard on Tumblr, too. So I checked it out and it said these tracks are in-studio acoustic so I guess they're out there.
  14. You know this argument could be used for Born to Die pretty well too don't you? I mean, every song on Born to Die minus Video Games uses the same instruments/beats/samples/formula. TIWMUG's instrumental is basically a remake of OTTR's. While Ultraviolence doesn't. Maybe it sounds the same to you but other people enjoy it. Personally I love how all of her albums (including Paradise and AKA, hell even Sirens ) are so cohesive. They all work so well as albums. You don't hear one song that makes you feel like "this doesn't fit / this was just made for sales / this song was put here to be a single"
  15. I don't really know, some people still think it's her.
  16. Lad

    Halsey

    I find it cute she released a charity single before making it "big". I haven't listened to it but I t's a nice gesture. I hope now that she's more out there more people will purchase it!
  17. "And that makes me so surrealist, girl.I'm a surrealist girl, I'm a surrealist girl I'm a surrealist girl. I'm a surrealist girl, I'm a non-realist girl. I'm a non-realist girl."
  18. "I wish I was dead already" — Lana Del Rey, 2014.
  19. I understood they were recording it this August - September and they will air it after Season 8. They're not recording it after season 8.
  20. Lad

    Selena Gomez

    Please edit that title. Her name is SELEGEND.
  21. Okay first of all OH MY GOD the ending was like the best Lana song ever Specially when Ride + BTD + OTTR + BKBB all merged together in like one beautiful song Funnily enough the song I recognized the most at the beginning was Lucky Ones when I've listened to that one like 3 times Then some Blue Jeans and Born to Die. No traces of my fave song West Coast even tho I've listened to it like 5,000 times what's wrong with my ear
  22. This gif is accurately me right now I heard Blue Jeans at the beginning
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