Lad

No one is being negative Chuck is awful and those are facts.

Cherry sweetie I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry an ugly ass bitch like Chuck would even dare to direct a video for you

When is this seagull of a singer signing those damn CDs

So vinyls are shipping, finally! Any news on the signed CDs? Anyone got a shipment notice email?

"White Mustang" Lyrics Examination: Read Between the Lines. Presented by @Lad . Packin' all my things for the summer In the opening line of the song, Del Rey describes a scenario. She's going on vacation somewhere (not specified in the track). Presumably, the sultry singer is packing stuff like condoms and lube. Lyin' on my bed, it's a bummer 'Cause I didn't call when I got your number But I liked you a lot The New York native songwriter explicitly lets us know she's bummed out she didn't hit up one of her (possibly) one-night stands again, because she "liked [him] a lot". Now, this is where things get interesting. Lana (born Elizabeth Woolridge Grant) mentions lying on her bed, alluding to the fact that she got dicked down at that same place, remembering how good that dick was, and getting sad she is most likely not getting it again because she did not call him when she got his number. Slippin' on my dress in soft filters Most likely, Del Rey (aged 32) got around to sexting that guy, possibly on Instagram Direct (mentions of filters). Everybody said you're a killer Lanas has heard around that the guy had a killer dick. She still proceeded to perform intercourse with the subject. But I couldn't stop the way I was feelin' The day your record dropped Again, the "Cola" singer points out how even though she knew what to expect (see previous line), the feeling and desire was bigger. The day I saw your white Mustang Your white Mustang The day I saw your white Mustang Your white Mustang Perhaps the easiest lyrics to understand, Lana uses the word "mustang" as an euphemism for "big dick". You may be asking yourself how I came to that conclusion, and how did Lana got around to think of such a perfect way to hide the real meaning of this piece? Well, a mustang is a horse breed. Horses have big dicks. Caught up in my dreams and forgettin' I've been actin' like armageddon 'cause you Held me in your arms just a little too tight That's what I thought These lines may allude to the singer (pictured above) getting kind of a mad feeling with the guy's dick size, thus acting like the armageddon (the term is also used in a generic sense to refer to any end of the world scenario) because the dick was so big it made things "a little too tight" for the singer. Summer's meant for lovin' and leavin' I was such a fool for believin' that you Could change all the ways you've been livin' But you just couldn't stop Del Rey suspected the guy was a douchebag, and thought maybe she could make him change, but realized that wasn't gonna be possible. This same theme will be touched later on on the track. The day I saw your white Mustang Your white Mustang The day I saw your white Mustang Your white Mustang Already explained. You're revvin' and revvin' and revvin' it up He was getting hard. And the sound, it was frightenin' Del Rey (aged 32) started to realize how big the dick was, and how that was gonna be perhaps a risky experience. And you were gettin' up all of that Pretty self-explanatory. The "Coachella - Woodstock In My Mind" chanteuse wasn't subtle in this line. She's been subtle enough in the rest of the song. You're gonna hit me like lightnin' Do I have to explain this one? White Mustang Your white Mustang The day I saw your white Mustang Said you're a wild mustang Now, keeping in mind "mustang" = "big dick", Lana Del Rey finishes the song pointing out that when she saw his white big dick, she got around to think and realize that the guy was a fucking prick. An idiot. A dick. So he ain't worth her time. This empowering final line confirms that Lana wasn't wrong when she didn't hit up the guy again (see first verse). He just had a big dick, but nothing else. Keep in mind she mentioned how this song, and the one preceding it in the tracklist ("Cherry") had an angry tone. As a conclusion, yes she's angry the guy turned out to be utter trash, but it still was a good fuck, You're gonna hit me like lightnin' You're gonna hit me like lightnin'

I loved this episode of Scream Queens. Where was Chanel though

We all got an email saying they were being delayed for several weeks. I’m sure once they start shipping them out they’ll start sending out emails about it. By now there’s no point in asking this because no one knows when we’ll get it.

Serena Belinda keeps being the best character this season and also the most relevant to the overall story.

Emma Roberts saved this season

This is very confusing. On her store, it says the vinyl is just clear. But then the description says it's Coke Bottle clear. I remember when the preorder first came up, it specified in its name that the vinyl was Coke Bottle clear, but like I said - now it's just clear. And the UO one is Coke Bottle too. I'm starting to think they're all the same lmfao. Signed CDs (and vinyls) have been delayed for "several weeks". AKA Lana hasn't signed them. As of now I think no one has gotten theirs. The vinyls that have shipped already are unsigned. I really don't get why Lana took the time to sign the lithographs but didn't sign the CDs and vinyls... but we've all seen how terribly signed the lithos are, so maybe it's for the better.

The Coke Bottle clear vinyl (from her store) and the UO exclusive clear vinyl are the same.

The Spaceship demo is also fake it's just a LQ version of the song

It's not her fault you can't seem to see the depth and background she puts in every character.

Why did she grab her sharpie and sign fucking prints but not the CDs I doubt her flop album is sold out that they ran out of copies for her to sign smh

Emma saved this season. She's so versatile. She makes every character so deep and special and unique.

So excited for the best episode of the season next week featuring the most relevant cast member this show has ever had, Emma Roberts. Her exit from the show eclipsed Jessica's. Obviously because Roberts is a better actress and had major characters unlike Lange. Can't wait to stop watching this season after Emma gets unjustifiedly killed off once again. Also this season is basically Scream Queens and I'm okay with that.

I mean she had to scrap scenes of her lipsyncing to BAR

Ratna Del Sewer heard my complains and just sent this email: Due to a production delay, your order will be shipped in several weeks. We apologize for any inconvenience. We will provide an updated timeline on when to expect your order ASAP. Thank you for your patience and support, Official Lana Del Rey Store

One year since this masterpiece leaked

When is this RAT sending me my signed copy it's not like she doesn't have any free time to sign CDs she lives in fucking L.A.

Weren't the CDs shipping today

It showed

Guess I'll watch 1 episode of this season

I don't stan Taylor but literally everything you mentioned is new for her lmao. Up to her last era, she was the sweet girl next door / America's Sweetheart.