Psychedelic Pussy

“Ooh look at me I have self control I haven’t played the cinnamon snippet 3000 times” weird flex sis but ok

I’m just saying she wasn’t attending a creepy anti-gay “religious” cult until these girls were in the picture ☕ And she used to actually give a fuck about her music as if it was life or death, now she lives for having laughs with the rich white chicks! I’m glad Lana has found/is finding happiness in her life but I’m sick of these ppl and our girl’s shenanigans lately

Girl ain’t that the truth. I get bad vibes about them too

I- did I read this right?

Not even gonna lie the new snippet she posted sounds like utter dogshit. My expectations for this album have fell thru the earth

I can’t wait to get the vinyl so I don’t have to hear Luis fonsi anymore

Yes and??? Nothing in this world compares to when she sings “FINE CHINA! FINE CHINA! FINE CHINAAAA!” “FRESH LINEN! FRESH LINEN! FRESH LINEN”

Girl I’m with u. About half of LB with u on this one. The wait for this album has been emotionally scarring, traumatic, psychologically devastating, mind exploding, sacrifice-3-babies-to-Satan level fucked up and that’s the TEA on thatxxxoxxx

LFL pre-release WISHES she was as messy as this nightmare

No tea no shade but I’ll literally kill my self if she makes us wait til practically July for the album

couldn’t be you indeed. Lack of FAITH jumped out. Girls, join hands and we will PRAY for lanaboards user @@baddisease

Girl she’s been teasing the album for a fucking year, we should at least have solid info by now

If this day ends with absolutely no news I’ll be devastated Literally the W O R S T era ever. Which is such a shame cause this could otherwise be one of her best albums. Some of the best lyrics, production, melodies, etc every song sounding so lush and alive, and here she is acting like she dead

Damn wtf I’m not even a stan but her new single is amazing, it’s the raw, dark, haunting sound I’ve always wanted Lana to do. Wtf this girl goes OFF

Girls we must DISREGARD this blatant hate speech and continue chanting “Norman fucking Rockwell” into the night and beyond. The spell MUST COME TRUE. God bless and A M E N

Prison isn’t nothin to me if you’ll be my side YAAAAAYOOOOOOO, YAAAAYOOOO, YAAAAAYOOOOOO

This is the Norman Fucking Rockwell Pre-Release Thread not Felony Martinez’s thread! just reminding y’all x

Florida Kilos is straight up a contender for her best song of all time. If Lana is the queen of sad, surfy, nostalgic, drugged up euphoric summer jams, this is her fucking MAGNUM OPUS. COME ON DOWN TO FLORIDA, I GOT SOMETHIN FOR YA and that instrumental, I mean jeeze if you don’t think it’s one of her best moments, y’all lying High by the beach & summer bummer W I S H they had what Florida Kilos has

Florida Kilos shit tier? The lack of taste jumped OUT Oh my god and Big Eyes top tier but the MASTERPIECE I Can Fly low tier?

This bitch is out here using crystals to counteract our summoning circles

girls prepare a summoning circle,, this album WILL drop on the 29th, even if I must sacrifice my own firstborn son

I actually didn’t vibe too much with HH but superstar was good and orange trees is phenomenal tbh. Those who doubt this is gonna be her best album, prepare to have your wigs S N A T C H E. D

Girl... what are you doing on this forum? The true queen of sadness working with a 15 year old who tries to embody this emo, fake deep, life is soooOoOo tough vibe and uses that to sell records and get publicity when she’s just a rich kid with rich parents? Are we all stupid here??

Let us speak this into fucking existence! I need NFR to serve me amazing, emotional, raw bops like Brooklyn baby, west coast, uv, flispide, west coast, Florida Kilos I have had hope since day one this would be a uv2.0, I still BELIEVEEEEE

Orange Trees is amazing and the music video is INCREDIBLE. Her best album is coming