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I’m surprised anyone wants to work with her after....... everything watch the new song w Poppy just be a jab at grimes, and the song called “My Honeymoon” probably a jab at lana. patheticcccccc

words to LIVE by. Ugh yes queen go OFF!

I will tolerate ZERO slander for that iconic drop in Spicy. Truly the peak of music. Makes me want to get fkd up in da club thx choli

Weeeewwww this song actually got me fucked UP. Incredible

Her songwriting is good with the NFR tracks but it is a VERY different type of energy to how she sung and wrote on UV & HM. That’s what I miss these days, I need her to do another “vanity album”

The only reason I’m desperate for news rn is bc after she said she didn’t really have a plan and was just kind of doing whatever, I genuinely fear she could go totally AWOL and not deliver til like September......or god forbid, later Realistically we should’ve had NFR by now. Even if it was delayed like LFL to add collabs and stuff. And we don’t even mind-blowing visuals to help pass the time, she’s used the same footage for every MV and didn’t even give HIATD one, and if she does pull through it’s probably gonna be HIAB which we’ve basically heard & it’s gonna be almost the exact same footage if she drops the MV............ this is actually torture?????

Imagine missing out on #1 to a fucking cult

I’m too chronically exhausted, depressed and malnourished to laugh

the album has been done.... for AGES........... if you don’t give a fuck about filming decent music videos, promoting your album or even care how well the album sells just fucking drop it...... what the fuck is this era

honestly can someone just leak Life Is Beautiful.... I genuinely think hearing that song in full would INSTANTLY cleanse myself of all suffering and sin and transport my soul to heaven. Then we will all stop being a rowdy angry bitches on lanaboards and we will all be at peace. I am the blood sacrifice, I volunteer myself

Let’s pray we get more, Ive got my fingers crossed for LIB, TNC demo and please god more UV outtakes

@@vodkaa and me are hosting the summoning circles tonight girlies the dress code is all black & everyone must bring along a virgin to sacrifice! Thankyou! Praise be to @@salvatore ! The true king of lanaboards

May 1st 2019: Eclipse gets EXPOSED on lanaboards and then proceeds to drag himself what are we coming to girls, Lana please give us news soon. It is the apocalypse over here on LB

Praying Lana gives us a 20+ tracklist, gorgeous album cover, cinnamon as the next single and a flawless music video this month! Everyone link arms and pray! Xo

imagine having Lana send the fbi after u and u STILL go on Twitter bragging about how you illegally accessed upcoming music

if eclipse has it it’s probably coming in the next week or two. either way leak it king! I’ll write u letters when you get thrown in jail xo

we need cinnamon and we need it NOW

petition to make this the actual thread title. I am a shell of my former self

wasn’t he also recently (in the past year or two?) caught messaging an underage girl on Instagram too? Lmao.... Lana can keep away from trash thanks the guy she’s rumoured to be with now seems like a decent guy, I get a good vibe off him, he reminds me of Barrie but without all the crazy

Even though these songs are by no means her BEST ever, you can’t deny the clear-cut approach and straightforward lyricism is really beautiful and authentic. It’s marinas most honest, thoughtful album ever and in that way I think it’s amazing. Emotional Machine, End of the Earth, Believe in Love, No More Suckers & Orange Trees truly some of her best songs tho fr... wig SNATCHED

Ok but this is cute af tho... if the coloured text in the poem was below the LB logo & the forum colour scheme was changed to these pastelly tones this would actually go OFF

Imagine going off at Elle, the lifeblood, the goddess and MOTHER of this forum who keeps us all FED each day instead of supporting our QUEEN™ in her time of need? @@Elle girl the shit you been through today sounds wild as fuck and I hope your gf has the sense to realise she’s acting fkn stupid and comes crawling back. If not then girl she is NOT worth your time AND for the people in the back this is an ANTI KIM PETRAS FORUM UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE xxxx sorry I don’t make the rules!

Just like the rest of y’all I have replayed this countless times today, such a gorgeous simple ballad that shows off her voice and sounds so emotional and raw, and the music video is fucking mind blowing. The moves she’s pulling off, the way the pole winds up into the heavens and that insane CGI creature flying around her, it’s all so captivating and gorgeous. I am BEYOND excited for this record oh my godddd

Ok but what’s real fucked up is the article from like 2 months ago we only just found out about where she’s like “haha yeah xx idk what I’m doing really lol no plans no who knows when the albums coming lol ” if she doesn’t pull thru by the end of this month with news I’m fucking OVER it

If after all this wait NFR ends up being 11 tracks I’m killiny myself: bookmark me