Psychedelic Pussy

Honestly if I was a famous singer and I had a noodle hair boy following me around the country and overseas forcing his ass into front row at every show just to see me and take pictures with me and tell me he loves me, like, i’d be getting a fucking restraining order ASAP...

That fucking noodle hair kid is there isn’t he? I can just feel it

I guarantee you she’ll do a 3 minute version of VB. No way she’ll do the whole 10 min track for a festival

This is straight up shaping up to be her best album ever. So keen to hear the full LP

Ok but what if the March 29 date has been correct all along and it’s a surprise release Like there’s no way all the dozens of publications who said that date could all be wrong,,, r-right

ok but her tweeting those cute tweets from the miss Daytona account honestly almost makes up for how dry it’s been the last few months w no news

How does someone with a discography that spans 300+ written songs perform the same handful of BTD tracks at every single fucking show. I love you Lana but I don’t need you to perform the same BTD era tracks at every show when you’ve never even performed live some of your most amazing songs.. imagine her performing your girl, fine china or yes to heaven. I would DIE

GORLS GET READY WE ARE MAKING A SUMMONING CIRCLE! EVERYONE JOIN HANDS AND CHANT UOY ROF TI DID I EM ROF TI DID UOY SNOSAER THGIR EHT ROF TI DID EW!

life is beautiful as a bonus track on the deluxe edition of NFR. Girls, join hands in prayer, we are going to speak this into existence. Salvatore light the candles, I’ll draw the pentagram

So when is lanaboards user Salvatore dropping their poetry book? Truly a must have. Critics are RAVING

if she actually does summer bummer with ASAP Rocky I would legit D I E

This. Give us cinnamon instead of HIAB. Please mom.... P L E A S E

I could’ve survived this drought after VB and MAC if she hadn’t teased 90% of the album via Instagram snippets as well literally decades before the album drops. Prove me wrong, surprise release on March 29, but our girl will NOT she is busy writing haikus I am not surviving out here

happy 1300 my fave online friends in the world, let’s toast to ourselves, for surviving this drought for so long

Girl even saying March is at the “top of the year” is a reach. Let’s face it, lana has deserted us all to pursue a life of kale smoothies and sriracha sauce.

I know this is out of the realm of possibility but with her brighter, happier mindset and seeming like she’s trying to enjoy life as much as she can nowadays, i’d absolutely die if Life is Beautiful was a fucking bonus track or something. I still listen to that snippet and it still fucks me up. Would’ve been a phenomenal track

I’m calling it now- hair in a loose ponytail, hoop earrings, black adidas top and black leggings

Is this the album she did with SOPHIE? If so we are all about to be scalped, hunties

It would actually be career suicide if the album doesn’t have at least 5 or 6 songs we haven’t heard at all yet

honestly yeah the album should be right around the corner by now. This pre-release is actually a joke and the quality of music she’s making with jack, though superb, doesn’t make this any easier. My enjoyment for the singles is waning too, and HIAB is probably the next single and I feel like I’ve heard it a million times already because we’ve had snippets of basically every part of the song for months now. This is a tragedy. This is literally career suicide but,,,, I still love you Lana

Imagine Lana featured on an Ariana track. Wooooooo, my entire scalp would be disintegrated

I straight up forgot about her omg. When her album came out I used to listen to it all the time, so excited for her return. Hope her new music is in the vein of The Space Tapes, thats my all time fave of hers.

I mean she’s talking about Lana so I don’t really see it as any more off topic than 99% of the posts in this thread lmfao

LFL pre-release was so messy that I didn’t think this one would be so bad. Lmfao.... I was wrong.... so wrong

I don’t know how Lana could have such a poor opinion of bonus tracks on an album,,, like sis... how? I hope we get bonuses with NFR, let’s not forget some of her best tracks have been bonuses. Can you imagine a world where we didn’t get Florida Kilos, Is This Happiness or Black Beauty?