Psychedelic Pussy

This. Give us cinnamon instead of HIAB. Please mom.... P L E A S E

I could’ve survived this drought after VB and MAC if she hadn’t teased 90% of the album via Instagram snippets as well literally decades before the album drops. Prove me wrong, surprise release on March 29, but our girl will NOT she is busy writing haikus I am not surviving out here

happy 1300 my fave online friends in the world, let’s toast to ourselves, for surviving this drought for so long

Girl even saying March is at the “top of the year” is a reach. Let’s face it, lana has deserted us all to pursue a life of kale smoothies and sriracha sauce.

I know this is out of the realm of possibility but with her brighter, happier mindset and seeming like she’s trying to enjoy life as much as she can nowadays, i’d absolutely die if Life is Beautiful was a fucking bonus track or something. I still listen to that snippet and it still fucks me up. Would’ve been a phenomenal track

I’m calling it now- hair in a loose ponytail, hoop earrings, black adidas top and black leggings

Is this the album she did with SOPHIE? If so we are all about to be scalped, hunties

It would actually be career suicide if the album doesn’t have at least 5 or 6 songs we haven’t heard at all yet

honestly yeah the album should be right around the corner by now. This pre-release is actually a joke and the quality of music she’s making with jack, though superb, doesn’t make this any easier. My enjoyment for the singles is waning too, and HIAB is probably the next single and I feel like I’ve heard it a million times already because we’ve had snippets of basically every part of the song for months now. This is a tragedy. This is literally career suicide but,,,, I still love you Lana

Imagine Lana featured on an Ariana track. Wooooooo, my entire scalp would be disintegrated

I straight up forgot about her omg. When her album came out I used to listen to it all the time, so excited for her return. Hope her new music is in the vein of The Space Tapes, thats my all time fave of hers.

I mean she’s talking about Lana so I don’t really see it as any more off topic than 99% of the posts in this thread lmfao

LFL pre-release was so messy that I didn’t think this one would be so bad. Lmfao.... I was wrong.... so wrong

I don’t know how Lana could have such a poor opinion of bonus tracks on an album,,, like sis... how? I hope we get bonuses with NFR, let’s not forget some of her best tracks have been bonuses. Can you imagine a world where we didn’t get Florida Kilos, Is This Happiness or Black Beauty?

Once Upon A Dream was a MASTERPIECE. If Disney doesn’t work with her on the soundtrack for this one, Disney is DEAD TO ME xo

Lowkey I’m down for a marina collab on NFR. I am LIVING for their friendship

I feel like I’d be able to appreciate this poetry a lot more if she dropped the god damn album

Actually now that I think about it I’m glad the album mostlikely isn’t coming on March 29, only cause Billie Eilish was attempting to dethrone Lana as the reigning queen of sadness by dropping her album the same day. Stay in your lane, child.

When she posted that long ass teaser for HIAB on Jan 11, I was CERTAIN the song & MV were dropping soon. It’s March... and NOTHING. Wtf?

Will she ever top the Purrr! EP tho? All her music is SO good but that ep is untouchable. Flawless.

wow you took the words right out of my mouth

I feel like this album is gonna age reaaaaaally well. It’s marina’s honeymoon in a sense. The new song is pretty good, feel like I’m gonna like it more with each listen. The production is reaaaally good, this track wouldn’t feel out of place on EH tbh

If she doesn’t drop the album on March 29 you’re all invited to my funeral! @@salvatore will open up by reading the Ride monologue and then the entire UV album will play and you can all dance or smth. Perf. Ugh see u there girlies!

If she don’t announce this album yesterday & confirm the release date as March 29 & confirm 15+ tracks & absolutely SERVE on every track idk how I’ll live bros

When r the next Lipsters awards? I nominate Peroxide for best banned sis