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There's a burning desire in my loins and only Bens dick can put out the flames. He can fuck me and whisper the release date in my ears. #SUCCForLife

So today I
Panicked because I thought the album was delayed Offered to suck a stranger's dick for a release date Fell into a depression because of lack of release date Found life again because Target is coming thru for us Got 0 homework done when I'm supposed to be working for a nursing degree. It's hard being a Lana Stan

Queen of not giving us release dates <3 

True I'd fuck him and his friends. #DaddyBen #Succ4Ben

Please confirm the release date so I don't have to suck Ben's dick or do cam shows for him.

Target went out of business where I live all through our province. If they didn't I legit would have gone looking in the back for the cds. 

Watch this be Shakira's album that is also due on the 26th...

I gotchu back.

That may or may not have been me

 
#SUCCForLana

Lana is going to tell us to pick her album up from blockbusters.

Wow I Am Shocked.

Seriously though, I hope we get something tomorrow. If Lana wants hype she needs to release her music when people are expecting music. Which normally is on fridays...

Wow I Am Shocked.

Seriously though, I hope we get something tomorrow. If Lana wants hype she needs to release her music when people are expecting music. Which normally is on fridays...

Wow I Am Shocked.

Seriously though, I hope we get something tomorrow. If Lana wants hype she needs to release her music when people are expecting music. Which normally is on fridays...

Lanaboards listening to all 4 minutes and 24 seconds of Lust for Life:
 

 
Lanaboards listening to a low quality 30 second snippet of a song we don't even know the name of yet:
 

I honestly don't see why they wouldn't want Cola as a single. It could easily have been reworked into a radio-friendly song (give it a faster beat, replace "my pussy tastes like" with "my lips they taste like" - which even keeps the original rhyme scheme) and been a smash. Just like Brooklyn Baby, Florida Kilos, and High By The Beach could have been smashes with even the slightest bit of imagination on promoters' parts.
 
 
The most disrespectful thing Lana/her team has done to her fans is come after Lanaboards and other fan-groupings. I can overlook messy album releases, but taking aim at us pisses me off.

OMG he brought his friends, at least he knows how to share. Good for him!

There's a burning desire in my loins and only Bens dick can put out the flames. He can fuck me and whisper the release date in my ears. #SUCCForLife

Yes please pray for me, pray I'm not confined to a wheel chair for life once hung bondage daddy Ben is done with me. XXX

Lana what you doing posting this coachella woodcock mess drop this song you're rehearsing. This is what I need to exorcise those thot demons out of me.

Yes please pray for me, pray I'm not confined to a wheel chair for life once hung bondage daddy Ben is done with me. XXX

There's a burning desire in my loins and only Bens dick can put out the flames. He can fuck me and whisper the release date in my ears. #SUCCForLife

Lana what you doing posting this coachella woodcock mess drop this song you're rehearsing. This is what I need to exorcise those thot demons out of me.

OMG he brought his friends, at least he knows how to share. Good for him!

That may or may not have been me

 
#SUCCForLana