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  1. Bye. I hope Lana got a big cheque for this as Diana is going to ruin this.
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    Cola

    I think it's just making the song a little longer so she can go to the front of the stage Ps: this just got me a lot more excited to see her
  3. Is it us or do a lot of Lana Del Rey songs remind you of drinking? Sure, she ruined Pepsi with the idea that it takes like her vagina but other songs serve as great inspirations for cocktails that might just be perfect now that the weather is warming up. Even her new song (as heard in The Great Gatsby trailer) prompted a cocktail idea or two. If you ever wanted to throw a LDR-themed party, now’s the time to do it! 1. Grown-Up Cherry Cola Inspiration: My p*ssy tastes like Pepsi Cola / My eyes are wide like cherry pies (“Cola”) Recipe courtesy of Savvy Eat: Ingredients Approximately 2 cups cola 1 ounce amaretto 2 ounces plain or spiced rum 1 maraschino cherry Instructions Pour some of the cola into an ice cube tray and place in the freezer until hard. Place two to three cola ice cubes in the bottom of a tumbler. Add the amaretto and rum, then top off with cola. Garnish with a maraschino cherry. 2. Blue Velvet Martini Inspiration: Shoe wore blue velvet / Bluer than velvet was the night (“Blue Velvet”) Recipe courtesy of Beckabella Style Inspirations: Ingredients 1 1/2 oz. vodka 1/4 oz. blue curacao Rose’s lime juice Instructions Stir with cracked ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a slice of lemon. 3. Beer Cocktail (aka The Cure) Inspiration: Open up a beer / And you say, Get over here (“Video Games”) Recipe courtesy of Epicurious: Ingredients 2 cups ice cubes 2 tablespoons (1 ounce) Domaine de Canton ginger liqueur 10 tablespoons (5 ounces) light lager, such as Miller High Life 1 tablespoon (1/2 ounce) fresh lemon juice 5 (1-inch) pieces peeled fresh ginger cut into thin matchsticks Instructions Fill 12-ounce cooler (or highball) glass with ice cubes. Add ginger liqueur, beer, and lemon juice and stir until combined. Garnish with ginger sticks. 4. Dew-Driver Inspiration: Diet mountain dew, baby, New York City (“Diet Mountain Dew”) Recipe courtesy of Bartender App: Ingredients 2 shots Vodka Ice Mountain Dew Instructions Fill Big Gulp with ice add Vodka and Mountain Dew. 5. Cognac and Vodka Inspiration: Glass film, perfume, cognac, lilac (“Off To The Races”) Recipe courtesy of Saveur: Ingredients 1½ oz. dry vermouth, such as Noilly Prat 1 oz. cognac, such as Ferrand Ambre, Rémy Martin VSOP, or Hennessy Black 1 oz. vodka, such as Stolichnaya 1 dash Angostura bitters Twist of lemon peel Instructions In a cocktail shaker filled with cracked ice, stir together vermouth, cognac, vodka, and bitters with a bar spoon until chilled, about 15 seconds. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass Garnish with lemon twist. 6. Cinnamon Toast Cocktail Inspiration: Now my life is sweet like cinnamon / Like a fucking dream I’m living in (“Radio”) Recipe courtesy of The Slow Roasted Italian: Ingredients 12 ounces Apple Cider, warmed 3 ounces Captain Morgan’s Spiced Rum 1 tablespoon cinnamon 1 tablespoon sugar 1 cinnamon stick, to garnish Instructions Combine the cinnamon and sugar on a plate that the rim of your glass will fit on. Wet the rim of your glass with the cider or rum. Spin the rim of your glass in the cinnamon sugar. 7. Jim Morrison Inspiration: No one’s gonna take my soul away / I’m living like Jim Morrison (“Gods & Monsters”) Recipe courtesy of Bar None Drinks: Ingredients 1 oz. Jagermeister 1 oz. Root Beer Schnapps Coke Instructions Mix the Jagermeister and Root Beer Schnapps over ice in an old fashioned glass. Top up with Coca Cola. 8. Atomic Champagne Cocktail Inspiration: I don’t pop my cork for every man I see (“Big Spender”) Recipe courtesy of Esquire: Ingredients 1 1/2 ounces vodka 1 1/2 ounces brandy 1 teaspoon sherry 1 1/2 ounces Brut champagne Instructions Stir the vodka, brandy, and sherry well with cracked ice, then strain into a chilled cocktail glass and add 1 1/2 to 2 ounces cold brut champagne. 9. Whiskey Fruit Punch Inspiration: Could be kissing my fruit punch lips in the bright sunshine (“Lolita”) Recipe courtesy of About.com: Ingredients 2 parts Red Stag by Jim Beam™ Bourbon 1 part Strawberry Liqueur 0.5 part Passion Fruit Coulis or 1 part Passion Fruit Juice Champagne Instructions Pour all but champagne into a punch bowl with large balls of ice have champagne on ice beside punch bowl. To serve, ladle mixture into champagne flutes and top with champagne. Garnish with a strawberry or lemon twist on the rim. 10. Soul Kiss Inspiration: When I’ve got nothing but my aching soul? (“Young And Beautiful”) Recipe courtesy of About.com: Ingredients 1 1/2 oz whiskey 1 oz dry vermouth 3/4 oz orange juice 3/4 oz Dubonnet Instructions Stir all the ingredients with ice in a cocktail shaker. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass.
  4. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEF53jCmL3c Do you really think rehab will help her? I used to love her, and it upsets me to see whats she has done to herself, i hope she sees that she has a problem, and is not just going to rehab because she has to go.
  5. Excuse me... EXCUSE ME???? You don't know what the hell you're talking about.
  6. I AM NOT WORTHY The beanie The glasses EVERYTHING She looks like she's writing music again.
  7. Who knew Barrie was so nice
  8. TIARNZUS

    John Lennon

    This will forever be my fave JL song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42ot0i2w8zY
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    John Lennon

    I'll pray for you trailerparkdarling- you and that disgusting mouth of yours. God Bless
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    John Lennon

    Girl bye. I paid $200 + $85 to get his complete anthology sent from America.
  11. TIARNZUS

    John Lennon

    Lets all admire this legend.
  12. This has been canceled due to me not being able to attend the concert. I can't attend the concert because Lana's management merged the two concerts on 15th and 16th May, into just 16th May in a different arena. I had already booked flights to attend and i'm not able to change them. We're planning something else, and more details will be announced soon. Sorry for anyone who spent time writing their letter, if you would like a copy of your letter back, PM me your name and email address and i will look for it.
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    Daft Punk

    They have 'live' albums?
  14. It has been confirmed by Lana's record label that she will be releasing the follow up to her album 'Born To Die' on June 24th. The album is called 'Trans-am' and will feature collaborations with the hottest in music, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, and Beyoncé. Interscope have already released a preview video that includes an unheard song. Listen here: Spoiler APRIL FOOLS
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  16. At Lana Boards we aim to give our users the best online Lana Del Rey experience on the web, however, recently - as many of you have noticed - the servers has had many outages, forcing downtime and frequent disconnections from our server for many of our users. We've therefore decided to move our servers to a much more reliable server host in El Segundo, California. The move is currently happening as you read this, and should be complete by approximately by 10PM UK time [26th march]. I hope this helps with any questions you might have regarding the move, or what will happen once we're at our new data house. If you do have any questions be sure to post them below. Thanks for hanging in there and supporting us through our server outages - believe me, we are just as frustrated with these outages as you are - if not more! We will continue to do what we can to ensure server stability, so we appreciate your continued support while we fix things. See you on the other side! Regards, -The Lana Boards Team Information about our new server location: The space is in approximately 7,000 square feet currently with room for expansion up to 40,000 square feet. The center is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days per year. On-site armed security is around-the-clock. They monitor the alarm system and security cameras that are on all perimeter points of ingress/egress to the building. Bulletproof security station and shipping/receiving areas with a Biometric security system are also in place. Our personnel require authorized escorted visitations. 24” raised floor manufactured by Maxcess covering every square foot of our cages, MDF and Network Operation Center.
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