Flowerbomb

I thought his last name was kinda french and pronounced like Coal-bear But I always call it Coal-burt bc English

How have we not banned the paparazzi yet? Like any stalker behaviour would result in a restraining order or some kind of consequence. Sickos.

We love u Rob

Not her taking the piss out of her own voice lmao this bitch crazy you can't take her anywhere aha

Oh wait that's Peter Del Curtis aw

Not her calling Candy her surrogate mum IN FRONT OF ROB

Someone ask her what kind of sound she's going to do for the next alboom it's for science

Collab with Shane when?

Aight Imma head out

So Stella meant nothing to her??

Oh they def fucking

Rob is so cute stop

That girl realised she fucked up when she mentioned Your Girl since it wasn't supposed to leak LMAOOOO

Hm yeah that makes sense. It's good she's taking steps to heal the past

Probably slave owners let's be real

omg Also thank you Elle for keeping us all updated x

So true bestie

After further reflection, this album is actually very good. Took me a while to warm up to it but now I'm all toasty! Violets for Roses is sublime. The melody/hook is catchy (which is good for commercial appeal - just throwing it out there), and the lyrics have a nice meaning. I knew this would be my fave! The lyrics "Like the Paramount sign sparkling / Sparkling just for me" are so beautiful, and shows off a glamourous picture Sweet Carolina is gorgeous. Lana's vocals remind me of Yayo Paradise. Angelic and sweet. I ADORE the lyrics "You name your babe Lilac Heaven / after your iPhone 11" idk why lol If You Lie Down With Me WHEW bitch. The big band at the end reminds me of something Frank Sinatra-ish. Very 1950's. Also I love how she threw in the "Spin me like a ballerina" lyrics. It's the Queen of Disaster throwback we needed! Also I just noticed while literally typing, but when she sings "dance me all around the room", it's literally the melody from On Our Way: "Spin me round, kiss me in your Chevrolet" Seriously can anyone else hear this???? Black Bathing Suit is a cute girl. I love the crows and music box sounds in the beginning. I wish it followed this sinister-ish vibe but then the piano comes through Nevertheless, the chorus is very good and catchy. Actually the melody is very similar to Bartender: "You don't know me any better than they do, baby" / "Photo-free exits from baby's bedside". One thing I dislike about the song is when they start shouting "No one does it better!" like ugh pls stop. Ruins the overall tone of the song imo. Beautiful Ugh the twinkling piano in the beginning is actually so pretty. It's a simple song but a lot of emotion shines through Thunder This may be unpopular but the album version is much better than the demo. The demo was overproduced imo but the album version is nice because the excessive drums and guitar isn't drowning out Lana's voice so you can hear the lyrics with more clarity As for Nectar, Cherry Blossom, Living Legend - I love them. They do kinda feel out of place on this album but hey, at least the non-hardcore Lana stans can enjoy them on streaming platforms now. WW - Meh. I need to warm up to her a bit Text Book - I actually love this one. The way the tone switches up from the verse and chorus is interesting and keeps me hooked BB - She's a cute girl honestly. My favourite part is "Summer comes, winter goes / Spring, I skip, God knows" Hope ya'll enjoyed this review

Not bad tbh

If the reviews are bad enough then it'll make Lana angry and then she'll make UV 2.0 WE WON!!!!!

Except that's not true? What about the fans who love her dearly but only became a fan of her within the past three years or so? I can also imagine the amount of dead accounts that follow Honeymoon during the hiatus

3 days!

So she DOES sign them? Well I'll be damned

Do you think that twink has an LB acc? Come 'ere u fokin little shet, I'll av ya!

Wait where?