Flowerbomb

I am ready 2 kermit sewer side

Lana is going to namedrop baby Phoenix, I can feel it

I'm already done with this era tbh

It's a cute name. I think I prefer Phoenix for a boy more, but it's useable for a girl

Singers: Dua Lipa (just so bland and basic, I'm sorry!) Sia (her voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard) Ariana Grande (just too...loud? I feel like my ears need a rest after each song. Belting turns into shouting) Albums: Folklore by Taylor Swift (I suppose it's okay but it doesn't do anything for me)

All of you are missing the mark. Lana is obv going to give us a soft serve lime gelato, white frangipani stained glass window italian renaissance-esque davinici code inspired music with mandolins, rich church organs and castrated choir boy backing vocals with cathedral reverb and mary magdalene whore culture symbolism in the lyrics

Dolphin Flower when?

I feel like it'll make sense for Lana to re-work Fine China more than any other song now that I'm actually thinking about it: I wore diamonds for the birth of your baby For the birth of your son Lana being there for Chuck's birth (2020) / When she was there for Jaime King's birth (2013) On the same day, my husband-to-be Packed his things to run Around the time of Chuck's baby, Lana and Clay broke off their engagement (2020) / Lana broke off alleged engagement with Barrie (2013) This is a good (yet bittersweet) example of history repeating itself. Maybe Lana will resonate with Fine China more than she did before?

RBFY when?

Thinnamon in my teettthh

So nothing new?

This song slaps. Ugh her mind!

I love how you can see the smile lines around her eyes, it adds so much elegance and character

Grammys are such bullshit anyways, Lord knows why we even tolerate it anymore. They've proven time and time again that they choose hype and popularity over genuine talent and artistry

The bloody cheek of that child

My chest, the Sierra Madre My hips, every high and byway

#GlitterGate2021 let's fuckin gooooo!

Why can't she post her friends on the Honeymoon account? I'm genuinely being serious. Surely she must also have a finsta or something

WHERE THE FOOK IS THE ALBUM??

It could be possible Lana decided to re-work it after seeing the positive fan reactions after the leak. I think this happens more often than we think maybe Lana leaks it herself

How do we get rid of her? What's the plan?

Gordon Ramsey voice: THIS ERA IS SO FUCKING DRY