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VintageBitch

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  1. IKR? Like imagine how good it will be listening to everything new, given the fact how good it now is, even after having heard basically almost everything.
  2. I am reserving listening to the album, only on some occasions. Night drives, walk on beach, lighting up a joint. BITCH TRULY WROTE THE NEXT BEST AMERICAN RECORD AND SHE IS JUST THAT GOOD. (Although I would love her more if she stops being pure lazy in her shows)
  3. Norman Fucking Rockwell - 14 Mariners Apartment Complex - 10 Venice Bitch - 21 Fuck It I Love You - 11 Love Song - 9 Cinnamon Girl - 13 California - 31 The Greatest - 9 Bartender - 15 (-) Happiness Is A Butterfly - 7 Hope Is A Dangerous Thing For A Woman Like Me To Have - But I Have It - 3 + You fucking black narcissists, get off of hope's back!
  4. It was an EXPERIENCE (except when HTD comes and the fucking bells rang, they were so loud I wanted to kill myself and still find myself not lowering the volume, schizophrenia teas)
  5. The only little things annoying about the album -The long outro of Cinnamon -How To Disappear (WTF are the bells?) And lets pretend we didn't hear this version of TNBAR and just stick with "we did it all for fame...." The actual TEA is to ask "is our pre-teen years queen worthy of our respect these days?"
  6. Y'all sluts, quite new to this forum but here goes how I feel about the album I am way past the age where I'm fooled by post-release craze.( I was an Avril (Flopvril) fan before Lana, when I hear her new record I was like meh.. .) The point is I know a basic album when I hear one. And I tell you sistrens, I listened to this album this morning, smoking some weed, lying on the bed. I ..... Transcended. Honestly, as others has been saying, I can see this album alongside BTD. It just has this "classic" factor, that lacked.... especially in LFL.
  7. Norman Fucking Rockwell - 12 Mariners Apartment Complex - 9 Venice Bitch - 18 Fuck it I Love You - 8 Love Song - 15 Cinnamon Girl - 10 California - 17 The Next Best American Record - 4 (-) The Greatest - 10 Bartender - 15 Happiness is a Butterfly - 12 hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but i have it - 8 (+) @@TheBoss Serving TASTE.
  8. bitch, Error 404; TASTE NOT FOUND Norman Fucking Rockwell - 12 Mariners Apartment Complex - 9 Venice Bitch - 18 Fuck it I Love You - 8 Love Song - 15 Cinnamon Girl - 10 California - 17 The Next Best American Record - 6 The Greatest - 10 Bartender - 15 Happiness is a Butterfly - 11 hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but i have it - 7
  9. Norman Fucking Rockwell - 12 Mariners Apartment Complex - 9 Venice Bitch - 17 Fuck it I Love You - 8 Love Song - 15 Cinnamon Girl - 11 California - 17 The Next Best American Record - 6 The Greatest - 10 Bartender - 15 Happiness is a Butterfly - 11 hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but i have it - 7 Lets kill her for the horrendous lyrics change.
  10. Gays and sluts I'm new here. Norman Fucking Rockwell - 12 Mariners Apartment Complex - 9 Venice Bitch - 16 Fuck it I Love You - 9 Doin' Time - 1 Love Song - 14 Cinnamon Girl - 11 California - 16 The Next Best American Record - 7 The Greatest - 11 Bartender - 14 Happiness is a Butterfly - 11 hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but i have it - 7 Let's not pretend we're acquainted with Bradley, Louie and LBC whatever.
  11. Sis, like I don’t mean to be rude, but do you need a hug?
  12. Love: 11 Whoever doesn't feel this bop is trash (your dad wasted his juice and your mum's hooha hurted for no good reason). This is the iconic single worthy alongside her most acclaimed songs like Video Games and Brooklyn Baby. Like how can you not feel warm and happier listening to the song? Lust for Life: 4 This TRIES to be a radio hit by featuring Abel but nope, my babe that singing's irate. 13 Beaches: 9 Great hook, great melody. If the lyrics in the verses and the chorus were written cohesively, it would be a 10. Cherry: 8.5 I would give this a 10, but I don't listen to this as much as I like to probably because I'm not in a place in my life where this is very relatable. White Mustang: 8 It's short, and the chorus can be a bit repetitive but the hook magically works. Still a cute bop with the whistling in the final verse. Also the sexual innuendo that could be applied establishes Lana as a relatable queen. Summer Bummer: 5 Groupie Love: 4 The rap features are unnecessary for Lana, I mean bitch just released 3 damn fine albums by herself without those. Not giving these 0s because although the collabs seem like a desperate attempt for lana to secure a radio hit just like LFL, the rapping parts and her singing somehow work well together. In My Feelings: 0 Those of you giving this abomination a high score is tragic just like the song. Coachella: 6.5 I'll probably get roasted for this but the melody's great and the line "words could turn to birds and birds would send my thoughts your way" gives me Harry Potter vibes which I live for. God Bless America: 4 When the World Was At War We Kept Dancing: 3 Like I don't get that excessive fuss over Trump thing, sure he's arguably the worst President of America, but a very good chunk of you people voted for him. There are worse things happening in the world. Beautiful People Beautiful Problems: 6 This is a cute song, Stevie's vocals were killer but gets boring after a while. Tomorrow Never Came: 9 I never understand the hate this gem is getting. The chorus is everything. If it weren't for the unnecessary "now I'm singing with SHAWWWNNN" this is a 10. Heroin: 9 I love the story line behind this and the bridge where her voice gets suddenly higher "it's fucking hawt hawt" serves me power bottom teas. Didn't give it a 10 because the whole drug scene isn't very relatable personally. Change: 9 The sentiment behind the song is beautiful. The studio version can be a little too monotonous but this is one of the breathtaking songs better performed live when it makes you teary and really appreciate the silence around her vocals and the piano. Get Free: 10 Flawless. Album Average (6.63/10) Best American Record: 10
  13. VintageBitch

    Song vs. Song

    Change vs Godchella- Godstock in my Mind
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