Make me your Dream Life

U know someone defo fucked up along the way when @@Clampigirl angel says something I think in truth neither do we. But. We do have contact from the other account, so that must mean some sort of internal struggle more than anything. I don'tthink she'd say so loosely that the album was done and then say she doesn't know when it'll b coming out. Sure on her twitter, that'd b more forward, but the fact that she has to do so in a discreet manner raises questions. Leads me to believe and sways me to think more towards that it has been done, but packaging and prepping for it still needs to b in order. We're almost there bud.

Ur in it now sucka! *Also, dk how ur pasting things, but make sure when ur using giphy, to copy the link from the right hand side first, then shortcut: type *insert right hand link here* open bracket, img equals, rh link and close bracket gl gl for insta posts, all u need to do is delete the 's' in https, and the www. from the post link. Insert using the media brackets, like so: http://instagram.com/p/BsEonkXjujo/ <-- I've only known this track for a while but I know I'm gonna feel something towards it

That's actually very true, but u can't exactly blame us for getting excited that she's woken up from winter hibernation.. Ride the wave hunty A few pages ago sis, but yee I think it deserves another echo bc it's a very valid possibility / I guess since overall we already know what we know and know what we don't. I just wanted to also remind everyone that I hope the vinyl is pink. I wonder how the shoot went, and when Klein'll show us anything, and what it's truly for. I wonder if target employees have some kind of secret intel they've no fucks about giving bc they don't really care. Wonder why her dancers posted those vids on their instas recently.. The truth is out there

Actual footage of the buku festival attendees freakin out bc she didn't perform SS and actually announced her upcoming record NFR while performing HiaB and Cinnamon a gay can fucking dream but lowkey actually isn't this what we wanted after the whole LFL conundrum, no leaks, no oversharing, nada hasta que el NFR? That follow thru

I know it's like she's conditioning us to lower our expectations further..

Think we can take this thought further bc it softly speaks that moment when Gaga needed the help of the real housewives for her G.U.Y. vid, and they were theorized to b these pop acts that didn't do much so shade so Lana might b pulling one of those? Dk. Speculative, but there's also social commentary studies aka field work so we'll never really know for sure.. difficult to really say. That or she just wants to b a fuckin baddie

Spilling tea from alt accounts, like a true fuckin baddie would

I s2g her team should just keep that Adele producer on speed dial, let em have a conference call w everyone so we can stop all this fake ass bs no one even needs like they did w UV, bunch of wussies no risk no glory tf

Excuse me but I need to pee suddenly

BEN I JUST WANT TO TALK

Almost forgot Lana shot w Klein I - is this whatdreamsaremadeof.mp3? This binch I swear

Wow. hope u make peace w the track @@LanaFlowers she's amazinnnnngggg

Groupie Love MTWBT Diet Mtn Dew Cherry Florida Kilos Dark Paradise MAC VB This would be great imo

It's what all aspiring baddies hope to mount themselves onto the pinacle of baddie-ism for, it's like a baddie ANTHEM, thë bADdIEsT of them all ! !

Please cc this to them, w godsmonster footnote as well, ty

U know what'd be real hypnotizing? GROUPIE LOVE , how could we fucking forget u bb, just know, I haven't.

Shoulda listed Cola on there too bc everyone knows Pepsi, also that song is the fucking GOSPEL

This thought needs a fucking disclaimer just saying

Actually wished that we could legit survey this w the peeps who bought tickets to see how valid this was, bc I get that the classics will be classics, but then there are demographics of how long each ticket buyer has been a fan of Lana's..

I'm not fucking HR I'm just kidding ur focking rite also, LIVESTREAM THE DAMN THING PLEASE, TY

I honestly just wanna play this out w u n sprinkle some gifs in response but idk if you've seen the insta post so I'll just say there's an insta post about the setlist so let's hope it's not some sick focking joke

U LEAVE FUCKING SPARKY OUT OF THIS TF??

Bitch, u rite. All we need are some decent vocals, plus w/o the playback it'll b easier to use for online editing I see what ur getting at. Quick thinking, iz great. The crowd'll still shit their screams tho

To the lipsters attending Friday's performance. Let's rehearse the questions that should b asked. Let's the game plan going: Do: - Ask about the record. We've waited all thread for this, what's a sentence more. - Ask about the S Klein shoot. - Record the performance of MAC and VB, those'll b heavenly, but we'll need evidence but ofc. *bonus points for a livestream - Act accordingly, we get that it'll b exciting, but odds are, when u think about it, the crowds can scream for u so u might as well save ur voice for when u get to ask questions about the record, like how horrible would it be if ur voice was hoarse bc u scream sang songs from BtD? - Ask for an encore/ flirt with the band/ get selfies w the kween (those are always pretty amazing, u could ask her about the record should she choose to take em selfies). - Have receipts for everythinnnnng, what's reality w/o receipts? Don't: - Scream sing into the camera at least. We're a family now here so don't give anyone the chance of ridiculing u for an impulse that'll b recorded forever. - Harass anyone or block anyone's view if u can (also bad for the camera oop) - Insert proper festival etiquette and street smarts here* This concludes our meeting, if u feel like you've missed anything, the peeps on this forum will b discussing these points before the show in diff tones and vernacular. But the messages'll come across deffo in flavors of either, regret, disdain, and definite frustration. Have fun vintage kids, we're counting on u This concludes our PSA, ty