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ultrabanisters

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  1. if miss grants not gonna put them on a plastic disc someone might as well
  2. bought the 4th vinyl and were already at 75% im shaking
  3. love the video, love the song shes serving as expected
  4. want her to name the album boom like that and it be full of club classics
  5. danheathdanheathdanheathdanheathdanheathdanheath DAN HEATH
  6. i remember hating video games whenever it played on the radio and my mum buying the album when it came out. she played it in the car and i pretended to hate it but here we are now 10 years later…
  7. born to die was and still is one of the best records of recent times… it paved the way celebrating 10 years by streaming off to the races
  8. BREAKING elle has had to lock @lustforlife in a dildo shaped box after they stormed the stage in protest of their well deserved win. word has it that he has almost broken out
  9. I GAVE BIRTH AT THE LIPSTERS! me & my babygirl dancing outside the venue just before we go in!! what should i name her?
  10. we have an exclusive! here's an exclusive insight into the performers dressing room. someone has gone in and cut all the clothes up with a pair of scissors they snuck into the event. it's now up to the performers to improvise outfits for the big show. noone knows who committed the crime as of yet!
  11. police have been called to the lipster awards. nicole nodland was caught trying to break into the ultra exclusive event. when arrested she told police she 'thought she would've been invited for service to the lana community'
  12. BREAKING yet ANOTHER fight has broken out on the LIPSTER CARPET between lustforlife and a journalist on the sidelines. word has it the reporter asked lustforlife for their sources and then they attacked!
  13. sorry im late girls, was sorting my hair out i'm ready for THE event of the year
  14. we always get sumn good when the new scat drops... lanaboards scat NFTs omg just solved any LB payment issues
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