ultrabanisters

my dear, between me and you, i think both kates had the weakest looks of the night. there may have been a full rainbow tonight, but their looks left me feeling a little... dull im sorry my dears but i think you should both be up for elimination tonight

*voiceover* in light of all models submitting their weeks looks, mitski has gone to the garden for a cigarette to cool her nerves about the results

decided i really like this album its short but i've digested it alot more today and there is not a bad track on there they work more in the context of eachother now i have listened alot more

i’m loving the custom gown!

girl if you don’t get ur ass back to the eliminated contestants house rn..

i actually cut my hair for my recent tour - i went for the chic minimal shaggy mullet look maybe, just maybe, i could drive out to where dust devils dance and leave ha there

lucky for me i was wearing my sleeping wig... my real hair is intact and rooted into my scalp... try again horse lady

be careful, the pharaohs curse may get you and turn you into sand

please! i need to take my mind off the stress of the competition i wish to play as the cat token (my favourite animal) i go first as i am the guest here i rolled a 2 and got a community chest it reads 'mitski must kiss rupaul for a minimum of 5 seconds' ... @Paris Hilton HAVE YOU BEEN TAMPERING WITH THE MONOPOLY CARDS???

a chromatic fantasy? thats so yesterday for todays look, i wouldnt look out of place in a 5* bridal gown shop fresh from the LBNTM runway (with @Lindsay Lohan viewing my look in the middle right of the image above), i have strutted my stuff and used the only colour i was permitted to use - white my stylist and i have gone for a luxurious and elegant number, made of pure white silk and high thread egyptian cotton. sustainably was in mind with a repurposed nylon tulle skirt, crafted using earth friendly practices and standards paired with an oversized double effect balmain bangle, it doubles as a purse, because i cant go anywhere without my rouge and a pack of airwaves gum ive opted for a clunky necklace to divide my neckline this evening. this is married to my wide brimmed fascination style hat, which in the coming summer months, will come in handy for protection from the suns harsh rays not only do i look the belle of the ball, my skin will be supple and healthy well into old age under my UV-protected hat coupled with the outfit are my custom made jimmy choo pumps, which were created using recycled and recyclable plastic. to be lanaboards next top model, we need to make sure we have a future world where we can spread the love of looks and fashion there may be a limitation on colour this week, but mother mitski makes sure there is no limitation on glamour, creativity and servitude

so glad to hear this naomi <3 i knew you were a team player and a rule abider from the start, and it was silly of me to even doubt you lets go grab some chicken tacos and kii about duas new 7.5/10 album wow - our work is cut out for us this week i will contact my stylist immediately and forbid him from pulling out any non-white coloured fabrics

okay @Lindsay Lohan... we need to address a possible rule break it was made extremely clear to us that upon entering the process, that we were not allowed access to any mobile devices that are able to contact the outside world. this is obviously to prevent leaks and any unfair disadvantages i would like to know how naomi @DeadSeaOfMercury has been able to- 1. go to the beach (out of the limits of the production studio and lanaboards next top model house) and 2. access drooly lupus's new album 'radical optimism' now, i would love to be proven wrong, and naomi is abiding by all rules, but it’s unfair to us to have possible rule breaks i, mitski, always abide by all rules, and always smell good (rupaul wash ur ph imbalance pvss!!) love, mitski

karma for trying to sabotage me

it was the green wall smeared with... even if it’s fake it looked real so ty venice for removing it

confessional

confessional

*pulls out my target own brand portable cd player and removes disc* seems like your second headphone port is broken, you can use mine i was just listening to this whilst organising my outfits for tomorrows runway lets swap! you listen to mine whilst i listen to yours

room for a third? just finished my workout in the LBNTM house garden

thats the BRAT effect

alexa what is the best song ever recorded and why is it dreamer ft raye & starrah

the falafel stand behind her is sending me

https://x.com/fckyeahcharli/status/1786185157336093063?s=46&t=A-hpb0RdMeO0VZSAd563PQ a hit

part of being lanaboards next top model is being punctual and ahead of the times... these models are showcasing neither