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“scene, dublin, 2023. the stench of excitement is in the air and a sense of mystery surrounds the imminent arrival of superstar lana del rey. fans eagerly awaiting in the crowd are melting due to the heat when suddently the lights black out. roars of insatiable fans echo through ireland as over the audio system you hear… walking is an art, so is my body”

So Close!!!… Thats Scotland ❤️❤️

anyways back to tonights scheduled entertainment give it up for miss grant everybody

like 3 irl oomfs are there rn how cute edit: to the three girls causing a mess by pushing through everyone to the front fuk u and ur momma also my friend saying most people there were like 12 ijbol

correct entrance depends on the way you bought them. west usually shows if you bought during presales my fan presale was south but my amex kaboodle presale was west

when @lanadelrey appears then what

titty vinyl shipped ariolas are en route

me getting the eurostar to paris the next day for the l’olympia show this is gonna be hell

not really she doesnt really sell anything signed unless it’s a print. it’s too difficult for distribution and shipping so it doesnt really make it worth their while i think the poster just meant they were happy to have the first copy signed in person as people will probably have her sign it when they meet her

my god this performance was amazing

the events they cancelled were small ones (e.g. yoga in the park) which they do between the music events no way in hell they would ever cancel a music date unless there was an astronomical event like a tornado which the uk doesnt even get

my forecast has changed to sun all day welcome to the world of british weather

who da hell is vick

i didnt even go on ticketmaster i just went straight to the venue site and added them to my basket it sounded like HELL on TM hate that website

it’s a solo show but there are support acts dotted about throughout the day

the instagram comments are so embarrassing this is a good lineup and they’re still complaining because beyonce and taylor swift arent playing

lineup announced

fun and non-chart conforming production, lyrics that are actually well thought out if she made a political statement (savages) and a fun era where she didnt feel like an LA try hard

she needs to dip her hand back into the froot-bowl (aka one of the best albums of all time) because the half baked and pretentious ‘self-aware’ lyrics are unlistenable atp

you wont be able to tbh

adele annoucned her support less than a week in advance and i didnt see people saying it was cancelled because we didnt the full line up calm down everyone

lmfao it’s not cancelled the instagram stans are just riling themselves up in the comments BST ONLY ANNOUNCES ACTS FAR IN ADVANCE IF THEY NEED TO SELL TICKETS they will announce them over the next few days

KEEP REFRESHING I JUST GOT TWO TICKETS BY REFRESHING