LanaFlowers

Jesus needs me far more than I need him, trust me.

thank you for saying what i wanted to say but not how i would say it

and we had no idea she was talking about human rights

girl none of..all of that is doing anything for her

I'm so jealous lol. I wish I could say the same. But I really loved her, and I still love the person she used to be even though I'm aware of how much shit I overlooked to be able to love her. Even though I initially disliked her (good times yall) she ended up winning me over. It truly is alarming how disarming she can be...That charm of hers was out of this world. Even when I couldn't relate to her, which was often, she still felt real and familiar. Though that was bc of personal reasons. Anyway, I really wish I could feel just like you do. Lucky bitch lol

Serious answer, this stan shit is unhealthy af. I'm not about that ride or die life irl for people I actually know, I sure as hell ain't gonna blindly defend & support people who don't give a rat's ass about me or even know I exist. People need to be checked CONSTANTLY. People need to be called out on their shit. Being an enabler aint cute anymore. It's a sad existence. I mean we're not even there to reap whatever benefits come with being a real life yes man. We get NOTHING from this. I see all these desperate people like...you really think Lana's gonna notice you? Single you out, maybe fly you out to LA to go to church with her and take cute selfies with your matcha smoothies? The fuck. You think you're gonna live out your "Paris Hilton's My New BFF" dreams but with Lana? Jesus. Stanning just don't make no sense, not in this economy, sorry.

that's the spirit!

The Lost Generation :'(

Betty Boop Boop, Maja Maja & Moi Je Joue are somewhere laughing their asses off

I think we broke Ben y'all

.......so whos gonna tell her

Tomorrow Never Came hun lol

close

I was...I didn't even know what to say to that tbh.

Nothing, it's my favorite Rising actually <3 Lana wishes

I'm sorry, but you are

I would bet my metaphorical left ball she only said that to make herself look "badass" (everybody wants to be a Scorpio these days), or because a certain someone's placements aren't compatible with hers so she decided to give herself the exact opposite ASC lol. It's also possible she didn't even care to see what kind of chart comes up with the new birth time, and just wrote a random time to mess with us. Either way, she's a Cancer MARS & MERCURY. She could be a Taurus Sun, a Leo Sun, a Virgo Sun...and the Cancer energy would still be there.

The new birth time makes her a Scorpio Rising, which I'm guessing was the goal here

a hilarious GEMINI

this is heaven what i truly want

Lolita

Elazybeth Del Blunt

yup, years ago