Liz Taylor Blues

Im so confused…. Did anything actually happen or is this just spontaneous madness?

it's giving MAGNUM OPUS

Did you know that they film scat in the tunnel under Ocean Boulevard Mosaics tainted by shit covered walls.....

I am so touched to be nominated for Self Loathing Poet once again. I know I haven;t posted as much this year as Ive been in my Dumb Happy Slut Era but I promise if I win to begin posting psychotic ramblings disguised as poetry on the daily once more. I am now on a heroic dose of prozac daily and feel great and can't wait to wriyte pages and pages of incoherent nonsense including my 5 million word dissertation on Lust For Life (2017) and how it reveals the secrets of life. Yes the same one I've been promising the wonderful @PatentLeatherDoOver for years now. But only if I win. I wanna be the gay with the most cake

We are about to be so blessed sonically spiritually vinylly aesthetically world tour wise double album in the either eager

Still a bigger crowd than for Xtincta

now we know why book club 1.0 flopped......the general population of lanaboards TM can't fucking read.

they are so deranged omg. She only positive adoring things about lana and they're finding ways to be mad,,,,,,courtney haters stay ugly and reaching

Haven’t had time to read it yet but very excited by all of you guys’s smart posts on it.

Yes! For real this time!! I love TS Elliot

Im pretty sure lol like jan or feb i think

Nominate Lanaboards Food Court for best thread of the year

Nominate me for me a true Attention Whore, Self Loathing Poet, Most Problematic and Underrated Member

I love The Gays so much ( I almost married one cuz the world was ending-or so I thought)

Open Me up tell me you like me fuck me to DEATH love me untill I love myself

My latest divination Lol i just blew this hot guy in my car by the beach at 4 am so thats a sign from Godna that the next album is pure fire. His cum was sweet so Rock Candy Sweet confirmed!! Not only did I never care I hated everyone’s giesses

This is such a good omen OMG. This album is gonna be so wild and free omg

Fuck Me To Death coming out while I’m freshly in love with a guy who might like me is one helluva a drug and dicine timing. Lana Del Rey helping gays get laid since 2011!!

Its her best song of all time.

Anyone else have the single remind them of EMGIW not in the melody so much as the wY she sang it

And a very nikki new years when she drops ldr x nl 1 on jan 1st

I hope theres a power balad too

So what if they dont talk about those issues they must be problematic? Or what if, there ministry has nothing to do with those issues so thus it doesnt come up? Also you are likely thinking of Hillsong.

I know rite? Im actually buddhist but good for lana for not backing down from the censorious mob of dolts. Theyres nothing wrong with following ir preaching Jesus’s actual teachings and his message is very important still. Nammyohorenghekyo

Nothing theyre just christphobic godphobic and holyspiritphobic probably angelphobic too