Liz Taylor Blues

I would die if she just covered the new moon soundtrack start to finish

I’ve got double chocolate baked oats if that works for the metaphor/manifestation

Im interested respectfully We better get an album trailer and it better be spacey!!

When we eat this bread And drink this cup We proclaim your ban Darla Until you scat spam again Lustforlife has died Lustforlofe has risen Lustforlife will come again (I feel October vibes. Think Mother Mary haunted house making out at the state fair with a bad boy whose a little bit older but a whole lot bolder. Clove cigarettes bc you’re too fucking pretentious for your own good and it’s 2007. Those are the vibes on the horizon. Can’t say when or if its even this era. But its coming Erchomai

HM synchronization if released in sept. Yes

Why would uou get her fired wtf….addicts need jobs too.

Lana go on ig live and announce a fake date so we have something to be excited for and disappointed by

Heartbreak Hotel incoming!!!

Country record confirmed!

It’s so dry. I’m parched.

Uh I had a dream she released the album and uh…..the cover was black and white tits out she was nekkid and the title was very provocative and pretty much just like the fake insider said tho i forgot the details bc the dream wasnt about lana at all

Yeah sure lol. No celebrities or politicians write their own books. The publishers will insist actually, as its much cheaper than many revisions and will have better writing. Not that they need too insist. Mostly the ghost writer interviews them extensively. They then write as the person and the celebrity makes changes. Interesting if you’re interested in the celebrity. But quite boring stuff if you aren’t. That said, I’m a bit hypocritical on this as I will be the first in line to buy girl With The Most Cake Courtney Love’s upcoming memoir. But she is very open about her ghostwriter and editing team. But yeah celebrity memoirs are hardly literary.

Lana’s album will be released in Morse Code. Only true fans will study up in time for its August 28th release. It will be AKA’d 3 months layer as Lana unveils her new persona Lanita Josephine Lane and releases her first album under that name Arlansas Neon Green Trailer Sparkle

I don’t think celebrity memoirs should be considered because they are almost always ghostwritten

Yes but in american publishing its a marketing category more than an age range. They tend to be commercial and easy to read but also have a tendancy to be formulaic, hyper woke in a performative surface level way, and poorly written. So I don’t mean that I wouldn’t be down to read a classic novel or bestseller that has a teenage protagonist if it had literary ( cathcer in the rye, outsiders as an ex) or cultural significance and relevance ( say Twilight as an ex [love it or hate it its just a part of the zeitgeist and cultural lexicon of our society)]

But under almost no condition should YA be allowed. I don’t want us to be snobs but we should have some standards. Also it would be cool if we got to most of rhe books lana references in her work ( this has its own thread)

Gorl, I am so in

The FBI found LDR9 and. American Standards and Classics in Trump’s safe at Mara Lago. He was beta ing it for his close friend and supporter Miss Elizabeth Woolridge Grant, a wealthy GOP donor, and enthusiast of coke and horses and country clubs. The leak is expected at any moment as The FBI wants to sabotage Miss Grant as they are confirmed Beyhive marxists

If they made up and teamed up all the other so called star bitches would perish. It would be that powerful. Renaissance? Nah its a Reynaissance!!

Those lyrics are so much less random if you sing them to the tune of a country waltz….. mid tempo

Jealousy and Nothing In This World are S Tier Bops. I approve. Just don’t let Lindsay in the recording booth. She hasn’t had a bop since Rumors.

The tracktitle starts with an n and rhymes with vigor

I'm Nobody! Who are you? Are you – Nobody – too? Then there's a pair of us! Don't tell! they'd advertise – you know! How dreary – to be – Somebody! How public – like a Frog – To tell one's name – the livelong June – To an admiring Bog!

It doesn’t really matter that her albums do less then peak. She’s a Rite of Passage artist, her catalogue gets millions of streams ( the hits and a lot of the non hit backlog). It doesn’t matter to the label that she makes quieter albums now. They still do well objectively, sell a lot of vinyls, and has an avid fanbase that streams her music constantly. She has made them so much fucking money. She’s in no danger of getting dropped. The label is fine to let her be bc 1) they know she’ll walk if they try to control her 2) all parties are happy with the status quo and they aren’t gonna risk fucking with that. so at the end of the day Lana will release whatever she wants , and any suggestions by management or the label will probably about single choices and promotional things. Strictly the business side. Lana runs the music part eith an iron fist as she should. She has all the power and she knows it.

Literally the Dream