Liz Taylor Blues

Damn, Nikki Cool

Inspired by my ongoing cancer scare Damn Nut Cancer

Disco? Would be a very good genre for Lana. I think it would sell millions so I do.

Chaos. All we need is scar and we’ve got ourselves an album rollout

If I don’t care about her family I doubly don’t care about the farm. Even Nikki Lane would not bore us so. Her singles have been upbeat and fun. Maybe lana could learn something or atleast get better management. I’m not sure if Sean Cody and corbin Fisher are keeping up with her management. TAP management more like Tap out management. Always surrendering the top 20 charts to has beens and who cares

What do you mean? HM had some of the sickest trap beats of all time and many a dance hit. That is exactly the energy I want. HM2: ELectric Dance Remix

Amen. I don’t want to hear about Chuck’s cake or see Charlies greasy cake on the cover! Sorry!

Hown Baez is a legend but it has to be said that Lana is no Joan Baez so maybe less imitation and more dance hits with actual production maybe. It would sell like hotcakes!

The way that would outsell Sloppy Gaga Boredyance Billie Nihlist Dua Not a Peepa and that annoying Olivia girl 75 M but it has to have 3 bops and 4 colored vinyl variations available at release

Melania….i will add 50 M to your shopping account if Lana drops before September

Anyway…. i want sick beats and a dirty bass groove. Also rock and roll singing. Azealia collab confirmed!

Buy a dictionary with your family’s money and look up what a bit is. Also none of this is snark so maybe look that up too.

Many people are saying Honeymoon was the greatest album maybe in the history of albums, possibly of all time. I’ve heard that a lot. Is Lana the next Billie Holiday? It might be the case. My people are looking into it believe me. Anyway we can all hope itst not a total disaster like Cher or Madonna. I personally hope she covers YMCA on the next record but she may be not cool enough for The Village People so it’s too soon to say. If I could give her advice I’d say “Lana darling you’re doing great you’re a star but you need to collab with Azealia again. I Donald J Trump will negotiate a peace settlement. We at Trump Tower love Ultraviolence I can tell you that. More Aurbach less Antanoff. He’s a little too Muppets for me and I knew Jim Henson. Anyway lots of bops and make pop music great again. If elected I will ban Dua Lipa from entering the country. I can promise you that

violence against women? On lanaboards? *pretends to be shocked* none of us know patty or the full story so this is kind of a weird thing to comment on

WRONG

I don’t care about her parents at all. Point. Blank.period

It’s called camp sweaty. I’d think a lana stan would understand

Many people are saying salt daddy king would be a great album title The drs office is boring!! Let me be chaotic

I, Donald J Trump am calling for a complete and total shutdown of fake titles until we know what the hell is going on!!

Do not romanticise the NFR Pre Release. It was the worst

i was a the costco feeling sorta lost tho watching the hillsong girlies massive buy

dear god I hope automatic singing isn't just her screaming into her voice notes and then putting a soundcloud beat underneath Dearest Madame Whore, Please elaborate on your findings. Thanks, The People

nah it's acappella Misereire Mei Allegri for 6 hours

hm stays winning

dreams really do come true