Liz Taylor Blues

Melania….i will add 50 M to your shopping account if Lana drops before September

Anyway…. i want sick beats and a dirty bass groove. Also rock and roll singing. Azealia collab confirmed!

Buy a dictionary with your family’s money and look up what a bit is. Also none of this is snark so maybe look that up too.

Many people are saying Honeymoon was the greatest album maybe in the history of albums, possibly of all time. I’ve heard that a lot. Is Lana the next Billie Holiday? It might be the case. My people are looking into it believe me. Anyway we can all hope itst not a total disaster like Cher or Madonna. I personally hope she covers YMCA on the next record but she may be not cool enough for The Village People so it’s too soon to say. If I could give her advice I’d say “Lana darling you’re doing great you’re a star but you need to collab with Azealia again. I Donald J Trump will negotiate a peace settlement. We at Trump Tower love Ultraviolence I can tell you that. More Aurbach less Antanoff. He’s a little too Muppets for me and I knew Jim Henson. Anyway lots of bops and make pop music great again. If elected I will ban Dua Lipa from entering the country. I can promise you that

violence against women? On lanaboards? *pretends to be shocked* none of us know patty or the full story so this is kind of a weird thing to comment on

WRONG

I don’t care about her parents at all. Point. Blank.period

It’s called camp sweaty. I’d think a lana stan would understand

Many people are saying salt daddy king would be a great album title The drs office is boring!! Let me be chaotic

I, Donald J Trump am calling for a complete and total shutdown of fake titles until we know what the hell is going on!!

Do not romanticise the NFR Pre Release. It was the worst

i was a the costco feeling sorta lost tho watching the hillsong girlies massive buy

dear god I hope automatic singing isn't just her screaming into her voice notes and then putting a soundcloud beat underneath Dearest Madame Whore, Please elaborate on your findings. Thanks, The People

nah it's acappella Misereire Mei Allegri for 6 hours

hm stays winning

dreams really do come true

Hawaiian Tropic.......(how does she have so many iterations of EMGHW and none of them made it to an album? It's kind of hilarious.)

right..."unmanifesting".... that which you resist persists.....I RESIST CALIFORNIA SURF PUNK WITH HIP HOP INFLUENCE AND GROOVE!!! I RESIST IT!!!

I'd like atleast one album with the energy of Driving In Cars With Boys or COTBR before she's too old to sell that

My Song 57 Greenwhich See U l8r Allig8tor, Shoplite Delite……A Return To Tradition

Album out July 22nd!

Im in

I used to play online in a friend group back in 2015 before we broke up over i shit you not book drama

That’s such a LDR patriotic hippy album title

Like I lived a thousand years in another life and then came back too and only 20 minutes passed. Not entirely pleasant but neither was it bad. Illuminating. in that life Lana did release a cosmic album so…