Liz Taylor Blues

Okay UMG Antarctica just got back to me. It's called Polar Pussy Princess, it's a gothic dark EDM dance album with winter aesthetics. It comes out Jan 1st 2023 and is 30 tracks long!

"Since it didn;t come out on May 19th it must be coming out on July 21st." Me, deluding myself, because I'm bored.

"Ello, mate!! It's Colin from Polydor! Please send over the cover design for the new lana record. I accidentally lost it please don't snitch. Thanks mate, cheers."

Do you think the foreign UMG's have wisened up to our tactics since LFL and NFR? Who wants to give them a ring. "Uh, hello fellow UMG Music Employee, It's Benji from UMG Poland so just a reminder, when is the next LDR coming out? And it's title is? Thanks." Officer I didn't mean to accidentally start WW3 by calling UMG Argentina as UMG Poland and leaking LDR9. It just happened!!

god knows they tried

Watch it not even be for Lana's album but Patty's Catholic Hymns.

So single w/ high budget MV and pre-order, album cover, and title (in that order) on Friday? Yes, I think so, Sonically. Spiritually. Musically. Chordically. Sardonically. Seductively.

They seem very Sean Cody……

I would….like that. I would like that a lot. It would really please me actually.

I love the instrumental bridge on that song. It's far too gorgeous to only be an unreleased. Maybe someday....

well, spill

Beverly Canyon Hippie

Since Lana loves piano so much she should cover the most beautiful song ever written

Disgusting Neoliberal Clowns

Perfect for my Winter Album dreams for ldr9

Also if it lead to ldr10 being a Hawaiian Tropic album….. okay this is actually what I want. I’m in.

I have a feeling LDR9 will have a similar energy/vibe/essense as Dealer. Like a cold bleakness.

we are the zeitgeist and Lana has her pulse on the zeitgeist. We predict eachother pretty well.

Sometimes I forget just how great Paradise is. It's magnificent, it's divine. There's a story, there's progression. There's a running theme, and there's cohesion. It and Honeymoon are her strongest efforts. I think of them as sister albums.

Independence Monday - Friday Release Day In Our Minds

Dole Not Clinton: Her Republican Manifesto!!

Drunk Noisy Christmas

Inspired by @Elle's Dream Post I imagine the cover like the W Mag Ocean Pic but behind the scenes. LDR 9 If It's Storming Outside But Your Blinds Are Closed-Is It Sunny Out? 01:Kill Kill 02: Die To Meetchya 03: Oh Boy The Wind Is Blowing 04: Party Girl (St. Tropez) 05: Hollywood 06: The World's Greatest Dancer 07: Santa Monica Sinner 08: San Francisco Sad 09: Fuck The New York Post 10: Manufactured Masterpiece 11: I Think The Critics Have Lost It 12:If It's Storming Outside But Your Blinds Are Closed- Is It Sunny Out? 13: The 13th Beach

I want Sirens and AKA in full duo mode with highway queen outlaw country fixing. Maybe Paradise too.

I love this and even want this but she would absolutely be accused of supporting eugenics and racism and be wide spread denounced in such a manner that would make QFTC seem quaint