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I know a lot of porn performers, including ones who do scat porn. A lot of what's in porn, even down to the cum shots, is fake.

If it helps, most scat porn doesn't actually involve real shit. I hate you.

What if that poster is Ben and Ed and they're mad we said they suck at their jobs? T_T

what the hell?

"Architecture" wasn't registered, but it was confirmed somewhat shakily that the official title of "Best American Record" was "Architecture" because of DCMA Takedown notices from Lana's labels.

Clearly, the UK has no taste.

But she didn't really promote Love or Lust For Life in any meaningful way.

she's with G-Eazy. she's already on drugs. I hope this shit leaks.

Lana...why? She can do so much better but consistently picks garbage. RIP.

If she's trying to go for a Beyonce-esque release...I don't think it would go well at all for her, especially since she started off doing a traditional-style roll out.

I can't believe we're getting checked by fucking Halsey stans.

wishful thinking. If we don't get a preorder this week, and the album is still on track to be released May 26th, we are more than likely not getting a preorder. If we don't get a preorder this week and get no news prior to the 26th, it is not coming out this month.

How did Dua's music leak? (Like, was it leaked the same way that Love was?) If Dua's music leaked in the same way that Lana's does (where it seems to be obvious that people on her team are selling it to leakers), then why do Ben and Ed still have jobs? In most other fields, if data or items were constantly being sold to random people without permission...someone would get fired.

I agree with all of this, except that Lana has had really good performances in 2014 and 2015. They're just extremely limited because Lana has decided not to perform more than 4 songs from Ultraviolence and Honeymoon combined. The only reason I don't believe the album has been pushed back is because that means Interscope wasted money for no reason. I can't imagine that they'd do that. It's not cheap to get billboards, and getting billboards for an album months and months ahead of time when it's not been completed to a degree that is satisfactory for the label seems like something a label would say no to.

This. Like...fine, Lana doesn't want to do promo, whatever. But there's plenty of work that still falls into their purview that they failed to do. See: Keeping songs out of the hands of leakers. Apparently, Lana's team is so incompetent that Love, Architecture, and another song from the Lust For Life era ended up in the hands of traders. Rather than, say, do their jobs and secure her music...what did they do? They came to Lanaboards. They "contacted" people. The most basic thing that isn't even up to the artist themselves, they couldn't do. There's also that promo doesn't HAVE to be done by the artist themselves personally. So Lust for Life could have been pushed harder even without Lana's input. So there's that. Edit: Hell, the fact that a stan/trader (Eclipse) was able to get access to Lana because he had access to her music is an example of them not doing their jobs.

She could just quit music if that's how she feels. There's no point in wasting her fans' money, time, and good will. And there's more to promo than touring and interviews. Like, even doing something to make sure people know your lead fucking single even exists.

So, are these snippets of a live rehearsal or of an actual demo? I've heard at least three different things about it: that it was a rehearsal, that it was a demo, and that it came from the other version of AKA. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5FNuHjD9HU According to Eclipse (I think), the song should still be on the album. Also, it's title is not Best American Record. That being said, I'm not sure if that's true anymore. But it's also been falsely claimed to be an Ultraviolence outtake.

There are two of them. They should be able to focus on more than one person.

While I agree with this, I also agree that it's unsustainable. I don't think Interscope would continue to bankroll albums that underperform solely because the artist just does not want to do work. I also don't think Lana can continue propelling herself forward off the strength of Born To Die (especially when Ultraviolence is a classic in its own right and Honeymoon is a decent effort). And I don't think even hardcore Lana stans would continue to pay to see her perform songs from an album that's half a decade old while she completely ignores her more recent work except for maybe a song or two (myself included). I don't think Lana can continue the way she's going, simply put, even if she does well for herself without promo for now.

Eh. G-Eazy doesn't seem fugly to me. He just looks like an average frat boy-type to me.

So uh Someone should ask Eclipse what's happening with the album, since he might know. Like, has it been pushed back? Cancelled?

I don't really get the excitement.

Which has she done? I only know of the Dazed one.

This. Lust for Life could have been really successful, if Lana was actually putting in work. There is no plan. There isn't even a release date Uhh, that's not how music in 2017 works. For a song to smash, it needs to be on rotation on radio stations. Lust For Life hasn't been. I don't even know if Love was played that much on the radio. And the fact that the song did as well as it did without radio play, without even the slightest bit of promo to let people know the song even exists (beyond its premier)...is pretty good. And it speaks to Lana's fanbase.

It's not about being impatient. It's that this entire era has been a mess. Bingo.