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    Melanie Martinez

    she's been planning this album for more than half a decade and it still ended up including songs like Spider Web and Moon Cycle
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    Melanie Martinez

    I think I'm more disturbed by the lack of knowing what "remastered" means than the compulsive lying
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    Melanie Martinez

    when we get to the final 2 snippets and they're Gravitate and Jinx, then what
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    Melanie Martinez

    how the HELL did Moon Cycle make the album
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    Miley Cyrus

    both of these songs being from when they were still under contract to Disney/Hollywood Records
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    Melanie Martinez

    K-12? potentially. Cry Baby? not a chance in hell
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    Melanie Martinez

    me when I lie on the internet
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    Melanie Martinez

    anything is better than the shaved eyebrows and mullet combo
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    Melanie Martinez

    Because, while Melanie is deranged, nobody wants to believe that she would make a song titled "AK-47" around the time of sessions for an album about elementary school
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    Melanie Martinez

    This post hasn't aged poorly yet, I'm getting scared
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    Melanie Martinez

    I don't think the song sounds that bad, it's just TikTok-coded
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    Melanie Martinez

    crybabies are compulsive liars and will take any and every opportunity to make something up for a chance of clout
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    Melanie Martinez

    I'm pretty sure the past lives conversation was supposed to be Portals foreshadowing (along with the whole Lilith thing) but she just had awkward writing with the AHS reference and then diving into a tangent about weed
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    Melanie Martinez

    Maybe she would've had a better schedule and budget if she picked out a school to film at in the summer, instead of a fucking castle in Hungary. Then there could've been more plot, and Strawberry Shortcake could've taken place during gym class like the samples and OG photoshoot imply.
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    Melanie Martinez

    I don't mind Recess, but the way she couldn't even come up with a visual for it she just made it the school dance bgm, and then stretched out those scenes for as long as humanly possible, so that she'd have an excuse to reupload it as a separate "official music video". 3 whole minutes of confused dancing and "omg I hope Crybaby comes soon"
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    Melanie Martinez

    I respect the ambition but it was so obvious she was grasping at straws for a plot, and the "film" was practically just the beginning and ending of a film, with a bunch of loosely connected music videos spliced in between
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    Charli XCX

    trying to imagine A.G. Cook playing the banjo while Charli wails about love & pickup trucks in a southern twang accent
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    Taylor Swift

    Yes, she confirmed it was a Lover scrap here: https://variety.com/2020/music/news/taylor-swift-political-song-documentary-miss-americana-1203473948/
  19. every fanbase does that. it's loser behavior on their end tbh, especially with the fans that get that way about scrapped material (i.e. non-LB Melanie fans)
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    The Sims

    It's what needs to happen after EA's current bullshit with making the complete TS4 cost over $1k and additionally paywalling new content behind their subscription service. They need boycotted forreal To be fair, it was parodying the fact that past versions of that mod (Story Progression) had incest as an accidental bug + there were other joke features. I think it was made very clear that it was an April Fools shitpost by the changelog in the Discord post
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    Melanie Martinez

    Dbree Crybabies need to get jobs or hobbies forreal
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    Charli XCX

    shouldve made one of them a music video screenshot for the full fantasy
  23. this opinion is unpopular for a reason
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