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I don't care how disappointing the album cover is, mostly because we have that gorgeous beach promo shot that works perfectly. 

Bold of you to say such disgusting rhetoric to me thinking Yosemite came from Lust for Life's loins, Yosemite was birthed in the genesis of Lust for Life before it was even the Lust for Life you hags overrate today- Yosemite belonged in the paradise of Best American Record, alongside the undeniable gems of Architecture, Tomorrow Never Come, Bladerunner Lust for Life, Malibu- what you disgusting vermin don't seem to realize is the absolute Paradise Lost recreation of LfL as G-sleazy and Lana bit the forbidden fruit of ever coming into a disgusting lowbrow nasty no-good relationship, setting back her artistic values tenfold. Amongst the sins of the great leakage of Love onto Tumblr in January 17'; from the leak came a domino effect launching the destruction of all that is holy, all that is and was and forever be pure, all that was happy- it launched the Best American Record into a downfall onto itself from Lusting for Life to being Lost for Life- the Coachella addition, the breakout, the infestuous spawn of sins amongst the likes of her discography had never seen before- White Mustang tore apart the ground in which vocals lived on, In My Feelings threw wrenches into the atmosphere and lyrical content- plummeting it off the Half Dome cliffs of Yosemite, the political tracks attempting to be anything more than shallow recreations of a white teenage girl's first steps into a government class after reading Rupi Kaur's book of lies, Cherry tried to be a light within the dark yet the marbled and enchanted lamp faltered and flickered until the overbearing and sporadic drum roll spun off into blackened nothingness, A$AP Rocky was the faux-Moses attempting to part the seas to make way for lush inspired production before Carti slammed into the crust in which the Sea shed itself off of through infinity, sending ripples throughout the era rollout and the album- the last goddamn morsel of truth left behind the destruction of what Lust for Life was meant to have been and forever will be in spirit was the 5 minute piano ballad dubbed Change, making amends to the chaos and turmoil into a new era of light and peace hailed in through the wings of psychedelia and Electric guitar-as the dormancy and crucification of Yosemite, Architecture, and the eternal banishment and utter slaughter of Malibu are branded into the backs of my eyes I forever pray and wait for the rebirth of Yosemite to come from the land it owned and cherished into a new world of Lana's discography within Norman Fucking Rockwell; the Lust for Life you hail and attempt to pierce me with is NOTHING like a home or womb for my love and light Yosemite, to even DARE attempt such mockery and blasphemy is disgraceful and horrific- respect your elders and learn YOUR roots and history before committing absolute damnation upon every single word fleshed into holiness, may your soul rest in God and Yosemite's hands for even trying such a quote, praise be Yosemite for she will come and cleanse and save and purify and dominate and rightly sit upon her throne of Magnum Opus through the millennia. you are not the one.

NFR

first single: 10 minutes

2nd single: 2:18 minutes

Sounds like her!

ok but why is this snippet such a grower. I love the ending, UGH

sylvia better not be change 2.0

Don't disrespect Changesus like that

Starry Eyed vs Gods & Monsters

imagine if sylvia lengths 10 mins...

I'm sure it's less than 3 minutes. She wants to make us WAIT for how great the rest of the album is

Happy we're getting a new song though 

There's definitely more than 11 songs on here

I can totally see this. Might even be a joke just for that Insta post, too, in reference to it maybe being NFR. 

 

Edit: I know its not NFR. I'm just grasping for straws to make this title choice logical in some way because I'm confused af. 

The new Godlymoon is really coming, huh 

Norman Fucking Rockwell is about a pretentious artist. She's definitely playing into that idea with this.

cant wait to cinnamon to be re-titled as "There's things I wanna say to you - But I'll just let you live (Like if you hold me without hurting me)"

This is the one song I did NOT want

Did she really just delete the snippet from her IG already

I-

I hate her sometimes

And Without You should have been the closing track for Born To Die........

I think TIWMUG is a good closing track

I say 13 or 14 for the track list. Totally fine with 11 tracks tho given how amazing they sound. 

Imagine thinking that Honeymoon topped UV... Funniest joke of 2018

Funniest joke? I stated nothing but FACTS. 

Stop saying this is gonna top UV. y'all say the same every era

No one said that about Lust for Life, and Honeymoon already topped UV. 

I’m a Gemini too but gurl, she’s been so random ever since she mentioned taking flight classes lol. I love her.

Oop, Gemini trifecta over here 

Lana made me cringe at her goals being an “Instagram baddie” earlier today and now I’m worshipping her again, ugh only Lana can make me have opposite feelings for one person in a single day.

She's a Gemini to her core.

Someone spam her to release this song on the 8th

I'm speechless. This album will be something else...

I AM HERE FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I take back every negative thing I've said about this era. Her magnum opus, Honeymoon, will be dethroned. 

The album that Lana decides to collaborate with Marina will be the first LDR record not purchased from me. 

just because she didnt released baby blue yet

and I hope she never does!

Venice Bitch is her best song. I don't make the rules