American Whore

this honestly. i just don't wanna end up opening a special box set unless i buy 2 copies and i don't wanna have to get 2 copies (although i know i will, one to open and one to keep special unboxed) plus i'm ordering the blue vinyl too

FJM appreciation!

i thought so too tbh lmao but then when it started..... mmmmmm yes my ears

NOT YOU COMING FOR ME ELLE

this means someone's gonna end up having a digital copy SOMEWHERE of her version. it might only be vinyl exclusive, but even a vinyl rip. i just need it to be added to my itunes so whichever works. i'll end up paying for the box set so nobody come for me saying i'm asking for illegal dl links i've been waiting for his cinematic return ugh yes

this better be available for fucking streaming. regardless, i'm buying this bundle and maybe 2 copies oop

BITCH?!?! YOU DROP INFO LIKE THIS ON ME?!?!?! yessssssssss i'm so fucking here for this!!!! i love FJM and Lana covering a song from it?????? ugh yes please

it's time to vote for the lipsters?! it feels like we just did for last year but i'm here for it yall, it's been 84 years like 3 years (is that enough for u boy?) (almost 4 i think) since i started my account here and i've never been nominated for anything in the lipsters so i was hoping i'd be nominated for something anyways, not to get all sappy or anything but i can't believe it! i got nominated for something and it's underrated member! i'm surprised i didn't get nominated for rudest member or something i'm nominated next to my special goyls @boom like that @drugmoney @stupidapartmentcomplex & @rightofjupiter and even if i don't win, i'm glad they're in the same category with me and i'm glad it's gonna be one of them to win (most likely outcum) i love them and am always happy to see their posts and statuses and shit sometimes i'm a messy hoe but i try not to be and then there's times when i try to make up games or something that always flop so underrated member makes sense for me to be nominated for all the other categories are so good so i might not be able to vote for a while they're just too good anywayssssss if you haven't already voted, (vote for me please) vote for me pls, don't make me pull a joe biden "if you don't vote for me, you ain't gay"

I actually got nominated for something?!?! I.... y'all.... i..... im doing a nomination speech later

girl me too tbh.... ok but why do i love this so much?

its 2022 baby, time for slime to be the new lb thing this year

when lana comes on stage for her first tour since the NFR tour and she's wearing these also us when we find our posts inevitably living in the random lana chat thread

when the album drops and we find out there's there's 2 types of lipsters &

i will sue for the destruction of lana's art

only took 3 days and like 3 weeks of nothing to start it

same but i love it

you sure about that?

yall want surf? how about....

omg what color will the slime be?! let's start guessing

when yall complain that the album's too dry and blue and lana says "no, it's metal"

us high as fuck trying to understand the album and her singing in the background lowkey doing her whisper vocals

ben and lana when he asks what lana's plans are for the year

me waiting for lana to post something. anything.

girl we all are, this is the true award ceremony, better get your snacks & wig ready not me calling it the true award ceremony and then me turning around when i'm not nominated for anything and call it the lanaboards scammies jk i love the lipsters lol it's an exciting tradition