American Whore

YESYESYESYESYESYESYES PLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAASSSSSSEEEEE!!!

I heard it’s gonna be a 10 minute track. HOLD YOUR WIGS DOWN GAYS THE FUCKING GUITARS ARE COMING!!!

Basically the entire forum in 2014 lol

Remember when we got UV (track) and then SoC and BB and we were all confused because they were at the time all kind of the same and “boring” but what if these are like that situation where the whole album will be fuckING KILLER AND A MASTERPIECE AND LITERALLY FUCK US ALL UP

Lol I see now I checked there immediately

She didn’t forget us!!! We wanted Venice Bitch out tomorrow like she planned andnpromised and it’s happening!! PLEASE LET THAT SELFIE SHE FUCKING POSTED BE THE SINGLE COVER ART

Holy fuck did it leak????

She’d forget before telling us about it

Thanks I think so too

I made some quick artwork on photoshop for my phone for MAC if anyone wants it, it’s the best https://imgur.com/gallery/ICsbjSp I think it should’ve been official this way Edit before everyone starts dragging me (this is a complete joke I’m bored and high rn so I did this out of complete boredom and it’s not meant to be good by any means at all so don’t bitch that it’s the worst thing ever, that’s what it’s supposed to be lol bad)

Oh like this?

What does she mean by “I’m the board” in MAC??? Does she mean “I’m the Lana of Lanaboards” or....

Sorry to crush your dreams but it’s definitely 100% on the album lol

The only tracks we know for sure for this one is MAC and Venice Bitch lol I think it’s a very low chance to see Yosemite or RBFY or maybe even Sylvia depending on when it was written. Bartender was from this year so that’s a possiblitiy

I hope that this one IS to Lana, like her own UV 2.0. Not that she’d call it that to us... If she tried to intentionally and publicly recreate UV 2.0 I think people would actually get disappointed. Just because everyone who loved UV would hold it to that standard and I don’t think she’d be able to intentionally pull off a UV 2.0. I think this album will turn out to be more for herself, more personal, so indirectly it’ll feel and sound more like UV than Honeymoon and LFL did. But this’ll probably be a quick era, one where she’ll release and immediately forget about it and move onto the next because of whatever she’s going through personally, whether it’s good or bad. She’s always been so afraid to be 100% fully herself and I think UV proved that, how quick she moved from that to Honeymoon. When she taps into her real personal struggles and emotions, it’s like she wants to hide it again after she’s released it on an album and go back to the LDR character. I think that’s why I loved UV so much and didn’t care for LFL as much as I do UV. Idk maybe I’m wrong Sorry for the essay lol I’ve got stoned-thoughts where I wanna keep talking when I shouldn’t....

I would hate that. Or anything to do with her name, legal or stage. I have a good feeling she’ll name it something that makes sense. Maybe something one worded again (hopefully we’ll start seeing a naming pattern. “BTD”- 3 word title, UV and HM- 1 word title, L4L- 3 word title, maybe the next 2 will be single worded and maybe the one after this next album will be in a way a contrast to Honeymoon, if this one contrasts UV like L4L was for BTD

I’m so stoked for this era. She’s already got an album-worth of stuff together which makes me excited just to know she’s probably just doing finishing touches on it and adding/taking away tracks. This album is only a few months away!!! Also, on MAC after the second time in the song where she says “I’m your man, I’m your man, yeah” sounded so Ultraviolencey. Idk how to describe it but I love that

I really liked MAC and I’m really shocked and impressed. I didn’t think I’d like it and I am fucking here for it. The UV vibes, the OG lizzy sound. Also am I the only one who gets disappointed hearing who she’s working with (Dan A, Jack Antonoff) just to be pleasently surprised when the music is actually delivered? I had low expectations because I don’t care for Jack Antonoff but turned out to love it and the same happened with UV when I heard about Dan Aurbach

This will definitely be next to UV on my top albums list. I can’t wait for this era holy shit

This is so good!!!! HOLY HELL IM MELTING MY HEART MELTED AT THOSE ENDING GUITARS

It’s so good!!!! It sounds like “they took my kindness” is about all you bitches who complained about her singing in Israel

The strings!!!

West Coast!!!

None of us actually listen to mumble trash tho tbh

I hope we get another record in January... I’m just hoping