American Whore

lana make your official lasso album cover be a titty pic so the grammys don't nominate you next year just to be snubbed yet again challenge

not them being a fucking jimmy neutron reference and it isn't even good

i knew she wasn't winning shit. did she show up? she must've known too

because they're just as relevant as miss titty swift and i'll die on that hill

artists shouldn't disappear bc they die are you insane???? fucking weird take

did lana lose something

when lana shows up wearing her blonde marilyn tour wig

i went out to show my support in my LDR surfing NFR hoodie today

i genuinely hope lana forgets about the grammys if she loses. like what's the point of continuing submitting your work to it when your album is nearly the best, most personal album on that list and you still can't win even when you're at your most vulnerable? it proves the point that honest, vulnerable women in the industry are never given the time of day

when they play gramma as lana's grammy acceptance song then what

i can't wait to be disappointed yet again

also, when lana turns out to be wrong that the industry is going cuntry and the industry is in fact NOT going country, then what

i hope the entire album has new songs, i know i joked about resistance but id rather all new stuff

lets try not getting a cum or dick joke in this album title this time

when resistance shows up on the tracklist then what

why is this fit HAWT literally, she had to announce a cunty country album looking WITCHY?

well we got blue banisters so

i mean we usually call the newest Tunnel or Ocean Blvd or OB, so idk. I guess we could call it LO or LS but yeah, Lasso is kinda hard to abbreviate

for some reason i wanna believe september is when it's out. that's still 8 months out, but she said she was just recording this week with jack so maybe they're doing some final touches and maybe some of these are leftovers from nfr till ocean blvd, since she said something about the last 4 years. hell, it could be like 16 tracks or something

also surf rock can have a twangy, country sound to it so that would be perfect to blend here honestly!! ugh that'd be the best case scenario imo

i wonder if subject matter will be a bit dark like ocean blvd or if we're gonna have fun on this one? also, it's really weird that we're going country with the last bit of ocean blvd having trap beats and some bops to it. i guess we'll see!

i swear to fuck, if we get a miley collab, i'm deleting the song from my library just like i did with that ugly for free trio thing on chemtrails

YES YES YES YES THANK YOUUUUUUU

awll muh frayunds say muh layfs lack a bayud cuntry sawng

yall remember during lfl when lana was on a horse and we thought it was for a cherry video and we never got the full thing but she had big hair? i'm manifesting that