American Whore

i hate when she does it but i understand it too. it's also funny because some will complain that they're youtube rips lol and then others will complain if she changes something about a song

at this rate we'll get one about steak n waffles

This confuses me. People want guitar, so she leans into that guitar sound but to almost switch it up enough, she gives a more folky sound (it's borderline folk btw, not country, but keep studying music theory! along with all the other musical geniuses on LB lol) and then people say it's not enough lol i'm not saying you have to like everything she ever puts out, you don't. and i'll be the first to admit, I want something new from lana, i'd love for her to work with kevin parker or someone different and weird, but all i'm saying is that i wouldn't be all that mad or upset if she did a smaller project like chemtrails again post Ocean Blvd

don't get me wrong, i love her earlier stuff but i think she's going down the weird more experimental path, given what Jack said. but chemtrails isn't only full of piano, there are tracks with guitar and i love those

if it's another chill chemtrails style album after ocean blvd that'd be cool too. of course i wanna hear something weird again and funky like a&w but i like how chill chemtrails was after nfr

ooo or are we gonna get to order things first?

i'll be yelling at the front "PIN UP GALORE?!? PIN UP GALORE ITS AMERICAN WHORE HERE!!!" yasssss "IVORY ALMOND? WHERE U AT GORL"

IF ITS ANNOUNCED ILL BE THERE GIRL WE CAN MEET UP AND GET BARRICADE

she's been in other countries this whole time it's our time to shine

oh true lmaooo

you don't get free text messages on your phone? girl it's 2023

not her using sparkle jump rope queen again LMAOOOO it makes me wonder if she's gonna release music under that as a stage name or something. it'd be pretty iconic. just do all the unreleased on bandcamp or something like that

I asked ChatGPT to write lyrics for this and this is what it gave me, based off of the title and being in Lana Del Rey's style lol

It makes me think there has been a big experimental session that brewed out of the A&W session/sessions. I'm very interested in what he meant by that

and @Kintsugi too

I found some more photos of her 7/19 or 7/20 in a Walmart parking lot in Alabama meeting fans. I didn't ask for permission to share the photos so I tried to crop them so those fans aren't out there in the open, for privacy also bc they look like they might not be adults and i don't think it's okay to share someone's pics of their kids (even if it's with a celebrity, it's still kinda weird) somewhere unless they want it to be... But just thought I'd share. They said they hung out with her for a bit in the parking lot and she was super super sweet!

She's done it before. We haven't exactly heard much from BOZ, other than to keep streaming Yes To Heaven. He knows there's something happening in the background. Since she just randomly shadowdropped Yes To Heaven, it makes me wonder if that's her intention for the new album and how this album rollout will be... but then if she's talking about announcing something big, who knows. Maybe she's gonna say "Album coming soon, not sure when, you'll find it on streaming services when it's ready" and it'll just drop and preorders for vinyls will be posted to her site same day. I know we've all thought she might do it because she said it once and realistically she's a physical seller rather than stream queen but if Interscope says fuck it, do what you want... maybe she'll do it finally. Either way they'll make money, clearly by the looks of the limited restocks of the vinyls, they still sell out. I mean, I downloaded the leak for Ocean Blvd and still bought like 10 copies lolol then again, i'm one person who goes a bit overboard, but still. Also, I'm a little concerned this'll be like Blue Banisters - mixing old leaks with some new tracks to put another album out quickly rather than waiting a year or so to come up with all new tracks like Ocean Blvd was. Especially if she was in the studio in March with Jack and if BOZ is saying to keep streaming Yes To Heaven, inferring more leaks are to come to streaming. And also she's saying she's announcing something soon, working on new music, etc... It's all kind of lining up like 2021 for me

thank you for catching me up, i missed a lot of this!!! <3

wait what dates? did we know about this ahead of time?

if she let the church choir go i wouldn't be upset. i liked hearing them a little bit but it's like having a feature on songs - i just need lana herself honestly. no features, no random choir lol also, if she's gonna do a choir song again, at least feature them on the track name. it seems kinda weird not giving them a feature credit

didn't we like it for like a week and then we hated it when we realized how generic it sounded? lol

Yeah, she pretty much said she's written all she feels she needs to about her family so I'm glad that era is over, we can move on and hear something new and fresh. The family stuff on Ocean Blvd is good but I feel like we've gotten a lot between Blue Banisters and Ocean Blvd, even some on Chemtrails, so a new direction is absolutely welcome

WE ARE HERE YASSSSSSS

going into the pre-pre-release thread like hands on ya knees angelina jolie

POST IT MISS MAAM