Dark Angel

let me put on my peach lip gloss that jimmy got me at k-mart with my gold leopard-print dress... surf noir is ready to slay

i'm scared

also my drag queen name will just be "surf noir" it's iconic

i'm ready to be a drag queen this can be my look: you can randomize my stats and let fate decide

“intriguing” was not the response i was expecting from that post but i’ll gladly take it

not-so-fun-fact? pouring alcohol directly down your butthole can kill you because the alcohol goes directly into your bloodstream that way i once saw a youtube video of this couple who did coffee enemas and how much they loved it and it makes sense because the caffeine was going directly into their bloodstream when the coffee is in their butt

pin up galore vibes

i thought the alligator in the blue jeans video was real for longer than i’d like to admit

no i said diva cup but i thought it was too gross

up until this very moment that’s what i thought as well it made sense to me because i guess if the liquor’s on the top shelf it’s harder to reach/see? idk lol

she does not hate born to die lmfao

lol nevermind

honeymoon vs. ride

nfr 2.0 is coming

this is honestly so random & cool also i know basically nothing about margaret qualley except for the fact that she’s engaged? to jack antonoff but she is so beautiful and cute

not gonna lie i’d rather have this than ldr9

i would agree if it weren’t for that yellow stain on his underwear honestly ruins the whole photo lol

this is so cool! it’s so awesome to think that some of our fellow lanaboards members will have their designs on merch that will be worn by fans around the world!

i relate! blue jeans used to be one of my least favorites but now i quite like it!

lana’s performance of summertime sadness, jazz cafe london

Lana Del Rey Heardle #166 🔉⬛️🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ https://lana-del-rey-heardle.netlify.app/ the first second was nothing so i had to have another second lol

if they didn’t let ariana sample waterfalls i doubt they’d let lana lol

currently listening to the video games rehearsal which just leaked

i believe they’re both 2011