Dark Angel

@lustforlife come back & tell us we're all going to hell & to get a job at mcdonalds

can we stop fighting about the fighting it's actually kinda boring

i choose to never ignore any users because i prefer the 100% authentic lanaboards experience, with all of it's chaos & buffoonery!

here's what happened: chickens, fake insiders, drama, & french husbands

waiting until we accidentally unearth 5 new totally unheard of song titles... it'll be appropriate for this mini pre-release

why am i all of the sudden smelling a don't call me angel situation...

for the record i'm pretty sure lfl did get some info about watercolor eyes right this time around & was accurate about the blue banisters' tracklist placement

what's the tea?

watercolor eyes (10-minute version) [lana's version] {from the vault} <produced by steven mertens & mike dean>

2:45... LANA YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU this is what happens when you do a soundtrack song for a show popular with gen-z

is lana succumbing to a post-tiktok society? we're doomed

YOUR LOVE STINGS LIKE BLOOD & LEMON

sad girl vs. high by the beach

...i'm talking about mainstream commerical hits not random laptop demos that i happen to want

why the most obnoxious & commercially basic songs get the most views i don't really understand (i'm not discrediting nasri as a musician but that song stinks )

it actually was his pfp at some point

when lana posts her next painting onto her honeymoon account & it's a completely accurate recreation of the mona lisa

omg the cover art features her dressed in a sparkly bikini bra & mermaid tail in post-apocalyptic oceanic nautical scenery with glitter make-up running down her little bambi eyes source: trust me, i'm in insider

unpopular opinion: i really like lana's watercolor painting of the girl crying, it's a cute, rustic vibe

in the midst of all of the dick picks & degenerate scat porn... maybe there will be black beauty concept demo...

will watercolor eyes be her flowers in the attic-esque gothic horror magnum opus?

it's time for lana to move back to new york!

beat-boxing & rapping with tony bennet like a BAWWSSS you sang jass & blues

salvatore is about lustforlife's (lana's) french husband

lanaboards all of the sudden becoming a dating site? now this is REALLY a pre-release thread