Dark Angel

i mean... it's incredibly easy to open up a text file we are not 100% in the clear

pink champagne, i talk to jesus, lust for life (demo) and mermaid motel (demo) are all 6 minutes long!

inb4 nexpo or blameitonjorge or somebody like that makes a video like "top 25 internet ARGs" and the great lanaboards ARG of 2023 is included

are you implying that this won't be the only one?

@iconiclogan dancing to cry kill die in the apple store

me hoping that the cry kill die finding is a hoax because that means there's still a chance paradise (2013) is on it

of course it would be the most overrated song we don't have that he left on the USB cry kill die you will NEVER be famous and you will never be paradise (2015)!

does anybody else remember when @plastiscguy downloaded a .zip file and it completely broke their dad's computer

if you're paying 4k for a 1:30 ariana grande outtake you probably deserve to go broke to be honest

$1,000 is more money than some paychecks AND PEOPLE ARE PAYING THAT FOR ARIANA GRANDE SONGS?

g-easy collab for $1000

i love how you answered the original question of the thread completely oblivious to the shitshow currently occurring which very loosely has anything to do with what the thread's supposed to be about

okay but i hope you guys are aware that you should never open up a random USB you find somewhere lol

lanaboards is the only place where 4chan, tommy genesis, tim horton's, unreleased syndrome, ben mawson, disability toliets, jizz socks, shawn mendes, lust for life outtakes, furry videos, and weird as fuck stepbrother jokes could all be mentioned in the span of 5 pages

when the gay cashier at tim horton's finds out about the USB

when honeymouns rips off the honeymouns costume and reveals himself as ben mawson and arrests the lipster who picks up the USB

canadian lipsters when they try to find the USB in the bathroom stalls

the thought of him sitting around a random airport waiting for somebody to come and grab it is so hilarious to me alkfjjflsdjls

i hope there's a song on the USB

honeymouns sitting at the airport waiting for somebody to grab it like

actually, the file is titled "HONEYMOUNS_ALSO_KNOWN_AS_LINDSAY_LOHAN_PLEASE_JUST_LEAK_THE_SONG_WE_ALL_HAVE_UNRELEASED_SYNDROME_AND_WE_DON'T_WANT_BE_CURED_IT_WASN'T_LOVE_IT_WASN'T_LOVE_IT_WAS_A_PERFECT_ILLUSION_STRANGELOVE_FORMERLY_KNOWN_AS_DIOR_EXCLUSIVE.flac"

imagine being that airport employee who finds a random flashdrive with only one file titled "GRENADINE_QUARANTINE_TAKE_4_FUCK_YOU_LANASWILDFLOWERS_DCOOPER_EXCLUSIVE_320KBPS.mp3" inside of it

@Lindsay Lohan explain yourself

according to who? that is quite vague