Dark Angel

reviving this lol Mcdonalds - 7 Burger King - 9 Wendy's - 10 Five Guys - 13 Subway - 8 Pizza Hut - 12 Dominos - 8 Little Caesars - 9 KFC - 11 Popeyes - 10 Dairy Queen - 12 Taco Bell - 11 Dunkin' Donuts - 10 Starbucks - 10

my favorite is prisoner, party monster's pretty cool as well

@Louise you are such an enigma

imagine their confusion if they were to ask me what my favorite lana del rey songs are and i say yayo (AKA version), mermaid motel (demo), and pin up galore

i don't care who produces the next album or what sound she's going for, i'm just looking forward to new music

sirens has been getting copyrighted since the prehistoric ages what do you mean

what if she's planning on legally changing her name to sparkle jump-rope queen so she can run for president omg! that's why she's made such a mysterious and exclusive newsletter, so she can announce it! she won't be running for the democratic, republican, or the green party, she'll be pretty party nation!

living for that random-ass blurry streak of pink

WHEN SHE POSTS A 4-SECOND CLIP OF THE QUEEN OF THE GAS STATION VIDEO UNPROVOKED WITH NO CAPTION... THEN WHAT?!?!?!

when she changes the username of the account to sparklejumpropequeen... then what

lana del rey on a random sunday afternoon in the middle of july for no reason, just because

i hope that includes the neil krug outtakes!

i'm not signing up either simply because i can get all of my lana information here as it is

can't wait to see what kind of blog entries sparkle jump-rope queen will cooking up for us <3 not gonna lie, i think my favorite part about this is that she has herself listed as a capricorn for no apparent reason

@hotshot2am

question for the culture now that born to die, paradise, ultraviolence, honeymoon, lust for life, norman fucking rockwell!, chemtrails over the country club, blue banisters, and did you know that there's a tunnel under ocean blvd have all been successful albums loved by fans - can i please go back to singing about living in a trailer park, feeling beautiful by dancing in front of the american flag, draped in tropical flowers, even if the music videos don't look perfect, or singing dance for money, without not being taken seriously, or saying that i was living a traumatic life of poverty by tiktok stans?

i need ALL of the lizzy grant of course i am always obsessed with lizzy grant but i'm ESPECIALLY obsessed at the moment so anything lizzy grant is going to make me SO happy I AM READY FOR THE MACBOOK IMOVIE GARAGEBAND 2008 YOUTUBE MYSPACE NEW JERSEY DAVID KAHNE MAYBE WE COULD GO TO CONEY ISLAND BLUE RIBBON SPARKLER TRAILER HEAVEN BONANZA LANA DEL REY GIVE IT TO MEEEEE

my only actual delusional wish is that she'll officially upload the old lizzy grant music videos, and hopefully all of them, is it going to be confusing for majority of fans why there's 6 different uploads of gramma? yes! but it won't be for me, and that's what matters!

she's mentioning sparkle jump-rope queen because she's going to open her next show with put me in a movie! incorporating campy vocals and surfy instrumentals as a call back to the lizzy grant era!

me, waiting for queen of the gas station (official music video) to pop up in my subscription box

imagine if it's a new website that's reminiscent of her old myspace pages with kitschy and campy glittery gifs and 2000s internet aesthetics hosting a bunch of her old lizzy grant songs and all of the old homemade music videos

why do we think it's a tour?

i was literally thinking about the old stage-name "sparkle jump-rope queen" yesterday i manifested this

what happened?

yes