Surf Noir

this shit is fucking hideous

not quite the met gala... but i love her look here

brit smith's version of karma isn't really good either, people are probably only into it because of the lore and everything going on with jojo siwa, it was scrapped and went completely unnoticed for 12 years for a reason

Lizzy Grant's Alter-Ego Look... Betty Boop! Yes, Yes, Yes... For My Alter-Ego Look, I Went With American Icon... And International Star Of Black And White Cartoon Shorts And The Occasional Big Screen Since The 1930s... Betty Boop! I Spent A Lot Of Time On My Look, At First, I Wasn't Sure I Was Going To Get It Right, But I'm Feeling Pretty Confident That I Did! My Black Wig Is Admittedly From Party City... I Have A Collection Of Them, They Come In Handy When I'm Filming Yet Another Music Video For Gramma (Blue Ribbon Sparkler Trailer Heaven) And I Want To Emulate Marilyn Monroe... I Had To Use A Lot Of Hair Product And Nearly Burned Off My Pinkie Finger Trying To Perfect The Curls, I Wanted It To Obviously Look Like Betty Boop's Hair, But A Little More Chic And Effortless, My Friend Nicole Nodland Offered Me This Gorgeous Red Mini-Dress, Look At How Sleek And Shiny It Is, Oooooh! My Jewelry Was A Gift From My Friend Bill, And I Got My Lipstick From Mac, In The Shade "Cherry"... I'm Going To Randomly Retitle My Song "You're Gonna Love Me" To That, I Hope You All Love My Look! Boop-Oop-A-Doop!

(in advance, PLEASE excuse my not-so-fabulous editing skills/the fact that i'm basically going to draw on the dress and wig... i'm going to try my best )

you are accurate in so tonight that i might see and among my swan being some of my favorite music

Lana Del Rey - Kill Kill

i'm having so much fun at the amusement park! thank you so much for taking us!

𝕷𝖎𝖟𝖟𝖞 𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖙'𝖘 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖔𝖒𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖘𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖈𝖞 𝕷𝖔𝖔𝖐 Wow, I Didn't Know We'd Be Jumping Into A New Challenge So Quickly... But I'm Quite Proud Of My Look, I Was Given The Color Black, And, At First, I Found Myself Intimidated, I Would've Done So Well With Blue, Hot Pink, Or Orange, But I Wasn't Sure If I Could Put Together A Look That Was All Black, But I Feel Confident In My Chosen Look And Photo... Oh, And I Apologize That My Eyes Are Closed Again! But Hopefully The Judges Will Understand My Vision Better, I Went With A Black Top That I Was Told Was A Designer Lingerie Top, But My Intuition's Telling Me It's Just A Faux-Edgy Shirt From The Clearance Section Of Hot Topic, I Wore Black Jeans Instead Of Something More Couture Like Sexy Leather Pants Because It Isn't Like You Can See Them Anyway, My Beloved Chelsea Hotel No. 2 Bracelet That I Admittedly Found Out Of A Dumpster, But, For What It's Worth, I'm Sure It's Worth A Lot Of Money, I Haven't Checked Yet Though, And, Lastly... A Wonderfully Gothic Black Veil Topped With Black Roses, You See, I Did Not Just Wear The Color Black, I Also Captured The Gothic And Intimidatingly Fragile Essence Of The Color... I Guess You Could Call It... Black Beauty... Like Jeff Buckley Said In Mojo Pin! My Dear Friend Reeve Carney Sort Of Looks Like Him! Black Beauty Should Be A Song Title... Check Out More Shots By My Friend, Nicole! (Let's Hope They Aren't Too Photoshopped...)

actually they're known to fly above the sea i think you're mistaking them for raccoons which aren't even birds...

i fear they have... but not me! i was photographed in front of an actual beach that actually means so much to me... you can see the turquoise waves crashing gently against the sandy shore, you can hear the seagulls flying above you, and you can feel the cold water against your freshly-pedicured toes...

why do i smell pumpkin spice lattes, jet fuel, and contempt?

security! please remove this random woman who just insulted one of the contestants!

who is this random woman and why is she on the premises?

i'll be the fourth... count me in! (ignore the gun... i was just filming a music video on my webcam for my new song scarface and it's quite dramatic)

hmm... that FROOT looks familiar!

burger and fries... that sounds good, remember what i said in my interviews with repeat fanzine and daft dog productions...