Surf Noir

@sempervirens i'm curious to know some of your thoughts and opinions on this year's met gala

are people still arriving or is the met gala basically over?

although kim's waist does look pretty freaky and she looks like she's about to pass out... her 2024 look is certainly better than last year's when she wore and damaged a historical piece of clothing she had no business wearing!

i'm not really a big fan of lana's met gala look... edit: it's growing on me...

she saw the theme was sleeping beauties and decided to go pick up a pajama set at macy's

see, basic black suits is one thing, but pulling random ass pieces out of your closet? anna, girl, please have some standards for your attendees

can somebody post a photo of troye's look? i can't find it online

i deleted my original post anyway i didn't want to be that much of a hater

nevermind

we need to stop being overly experimental and creative or whatever and just put on some nice-looking gowns for once tired of seeing ladies purposely wearing something ugly or weird

don't you dare forget it lindsay... we go back far... and now you'll never hear from me again!

eh it's okay i was getting bored of this anyway lol

this shit is fucking hideous

not quite the met gala... but i love her look here

brit smith's version of karma isn't really good either, people are probably only into it because of the lore and everything going on with jojo siwa, it was scrapped and went completely unnoticed for 12 years for a reason

Lizzy Grant's Alter-Ego Look... Betty Boop! Yes, Yes, Yes... For My Alter-Ego Look, I Went With American Icon... And International Star Of Black And White Cartoon Shorts And The Occasional Big Screen Since The 1930s... Betty Boop! I Spent A Lot Of Time On My Look, At First, I Wasn't Sure I Was Going To Get It Right, But I'm Feeling Pretty Confident That I Did! My Black Wig Is Admittedly From Party City... I Have A Collection Of Them, They Come In Handy When I'm Filming Yet Another Music Video For Gramma (Blue Ribbon Sparkler Trailer Heaven) And I Want To Emulate Marilyn Monroe... I Had To Use A Lot Of Hair Product And Nearly Burned Off My Pinkie Finger Trying To Perfect The Curls, I Wanted It To Obviously Look Like Betty Boop's Hair, But A Little More Chic And Effortless, My Friend Nicole Nodland Offered Me This Gorgeous Red Mini-Dress, Look At How Sleek And Shiny It Is, Oooooh! My Jewelry Was A Gift From My Friend Bill, And I Got My Lipstick From Mac, In The Shade "Cherry"... I'm Going To Randomly Retitle My Song "You're Gonna Love Me" To That, I Hope You All Love My Look! Boop-Oop-A-Doop!

(in advance, PLEASE excuse my not-so-fabulous editing skills/the fact that i'm basically going to draw on the dress and wig... i'm going to try my best )

you are accurate in so tonight that i might see and among my swan being some of my favorite music

Lana Del Rey - Kill Kill

i'm having so much fun at the amusement park! thank you so much for taking us!