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Norman Fucking Rockwell - Post-Release Discussion Thread + Poll
Jared replied to Elle's topic in Post-Release Threads
So happy you're back. Now we can celebrate together NFR becoming the most acclaimed female album of the decade and Lana being hailed as one of the greatest songwriters alive. -
Leave them ASAP!
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Norman Fucking Rockwell - Post-Release Discussion Thread + Poll
Jared replied to Elle's topic in Post-Release Threads
Jack has produced the most acclaimed female album of the decade. He has more talent in his little finger nail than all other producers Lana has worked combined together. God willing Jack and Lana start dating and get married soon! -
Jack and Lana live tomorrow? From the studio where they are working on a follow up to Lana's magnum opus?
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I'm not talking about promo, I'm talking about numerous rumors about them postponing the album. We don't know for sure what went on behind the scenes but I don't trust the Interscope.
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The Grammys are more about politics and connections than about anything else. Did y'all see how much ass-kissing campaigning Kacey had to do to win AOTY? She was on every TV show in The US at least twice. She had insane hype machine behind her, big connections and big label support. Lana doesn't stand a chance in the slightest when her own label isn't willing to stand 100% behind her. Don't get your hopes up.
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Last 5 AOTY winners were solo artists. Now it's time for a band to win again. TOOL has it on lock even if Lana manages to get 100 on Metacritic.
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It's gonna be named Best New Music for sure, but it's gonna be something like 8.4. They won't dare to go big.
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I don't doubt there are people on Pitchfork's staff who want to give it a 9, but their opinions don't really matter that much. Those at the very top that make the final decision will play it safe because Lana is still a polarizing figure. They wouldn't dare to go with an outrageous score. Expect a modest Best New Music score.
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Norman Fucking Rockwell - Post-Release Discussion Thread + Poll
Jared replied to Elle's topic in Post-Release Threads
Love Song is a silent killer. The way it can sneak up on you and hit you from out of nowhere. -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Post-Release Discussion Thread + Poll
Jared replied to Elle's topic in Post-Release Threads
HTD is such a masterpiece. -
Things should start moving faster starting Monday.
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Norman Fucking Rockwell - Post-Release Discussion Thread + Poll
Jared replied to Elle's topic in Post-Release Threads
Lorde stans are saying the way Lana sings ''bar-t-t-tender'' is an homage to Lorde. Normally I would ridicule them, but it does kinda remind me of Lorde. -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Post-Release Discussion Thread + Poll
Jared replied to Elle's topic in Post-Release Threads
I know but still. That masterpiece deserves better. -
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Post-Release Discussion Thread + Poll
Jared replied to Elle's topic in Post-Release Threads
Spotify 18. Norman fucking Rockwell 834,690 53. Fuck it, I love you 535,206 58. Doin' Time 509,373 65. Cinnamon Girl 473,204 70. Mariners Apartment Complex 445,207 73. Love Song 438,730 85. Venice Bitch 400,048 99. How to disappear 379,115 102. The greatest 372,630 104. California 367,258 127. The Next Best American Record 316,388 130. Happiness is a butterfly 309, 910 173. Bartender 269,552 Hope didn't make it in Top 200. I hate y'all -
No surprises so far. But there are definitely a few very interesting and revealing reviews where it feels like the person reviewing the album is quite aware that she's having a moment, ''last laugh'' kind of moment, and they don't want to join in for obvious reasons. Giving this album 3 stars is straight up trolling.
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