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i mean you can tho? a flat earth would NEVER make sense according to our laws of physics. the way planets work is that gravity pulls them together in the "roundest" way possible, just like bubbles. something flat and large would've already been pulled into a sphere because of the momentum pushing on the edges and it would basically break. i mean for all i know lana del rey doesn't exist because i haven't seen her with my eyes....

omg im sorry? i didn't mean it in a mean way lol also i didn't bother to read the first part fkdslkj

what do you mean is off key

that's my point. i don't give a fuck that she makes fun music, it's not getting charli anywhere. round and round, taxi, no angel, focus etc. were all FUN songs and QUALITY bops. there's a huge gap in quality. which slayyyter doesn't have. is it a bad thing? no. you can dance to it all you want. just don't drag Charli XCX, an artist whose latest mixtape has been ranked by Pitchfork among the best new releases, with you. thanks and stream Superlove

i mean the academy pull the noms out of their asses

vroom vroom is not avant-garde? ok anyway ayesha being her #1 collaborator doesn't change anything. still a huge part of her music is not hers. also i'm not talking about clout, i'm talking about artistry. clairo and slayyyter have nothing to offer to her. they don't have vocals, they don't have the lyricism, they don't have original bases, they are so boring. it's not a matter of being famous, it's a matter of having something to say, and the most interesting thing slayyyter has ever said was "allie x is a watered down lady gaga". like that's it. a lot of gays like to pretend talking over a 5 seconds loop is being a good artist but it isn't. charli was out here making a full-fledged record with bops at 16. like they can really take a seat. and yeah charli can do whatever she wants and my opinion doesn't matter in the making of the album, but your point could be said about evberything on lanaboards. like LB itself is "useless" bc it's just people speculating about lana-related things (and other artists-related things). before her fans attack me... i don't have anything against, i just really don't want charli to stoop so low because she has so much more to offer than this. and since she's never gonna be in the public eye again the only thing that's left for her is making quality content and being critically acclaimed. which is something you DON'T get if you feature slayyyter

yeah but and like there a lot of movies with unrealistic scenes but if the premises are realistic... like idk it just looked like somebody was skipping through a 3 hour long movie

honestly a star is born was kind shitty? like the third scene is her singing with ice on her hand in a parking lot and the next is her signing on a stage?? like whew chile they threw movie pacing out of the window

Look i wasn’t shading her, I was just saying that Charli has released a critically acclaimed EP produced by a Grammy-nominated (Grammy don’t count for shit but SOPHIE is still talented af) and two critically acclaimed mixtapes with highly avant-garde sounds and a cohesive artistic vision. Why would she ever collab with somebody who sings over royalty-free vaporwave loops or stolen bases from ayesha? Like girl they are simply not at charli’s levels and now the last thing she needs is to feature these artists...

Claire is so boring... like she’s cute and she can do her own thing but musically she’s so uninspired. Charli what is you doing? First slayyyter, now Clairo? Charli you’re at the top of your game you don’t have to do charity

jokes aside this could literally make charli relevant again... like 1999 who bitch????

unrelated but

she's on some shit......

Woke sis

how can you like Roll With Me/Vroom Vroom and not the rest? lol

It sounds debatable

Australian singer: *is involved in some kind of project* SlowGinFizzzz: this is so good invented music omg every other non-Australian artist can’t relate imagine being as good as Australia a CONCEPT America could never edit: lagged

Don’t you mean food?

These comments are terrible and she looks like she’d rather have another album cancelled by her label than sit through this. Maybe she was just tired

Post/Hounds of Love is actually how I started (I looked up online where to start from lol) but idk? i mean I love their voices and there are songs that I love from the two but the albums as whole don't really convince me. maybe re-listen to them and see

henny.............. charli's most popular songs are definitely bops but her best music is not on there! you can probably find a masterpost in the charli xcx thread (aka charliboards) but here's a list of her best songs to start from her latest era: Lucky Backseat (if you like Carly Rae Jepsen) Track 10 (i thought it was trash at first listen too) Roll With Me White Roses No Angel Vroom Vroom Secret (Shh) her unreleased are v good too but if you can't be bothered to listen to them or wanna start out with an easy access you can skip them except for Taxi and Round and Round. stunning tracks. invented homosexuality

Kate Bush and Bjork. I wanna be a Kate Bush/Bjork gay so bad bc it looks quirky and weird but at the same time denotes a high taste in music but like I cant?? I guess I'm gonna be a Charli XCX gay forever? which im not mad at cos she's the highest point in musical history after the invention of the piano in 17th century italy Charli XCX has so wide a discography it's really hard not to find at least something that you like! at first glance I was dubious too... idk, i guess you gotta start from whichever genre you prefer? you prefer synth pop? True Romance. you prefer Punk/Pop? Sucker. you prefer classical music? Pop2/N1A/VV/her monthly drops

Hating 5ITM is not a personality trait

Anything sung by Charli can age like fine wine

Omg I was so rude I’m sorry wtf