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Her attending a Jonas Brothers concert feels like something out of a wormhole

Lana + Matt Healy = dream colab also Alex but if she didn`t get close to him when she was super tight with Miles she never will

Changing an iconic title for a basic one? That's so Lana whew

the monotype corsiva on the second pic is sending me

I don't understand why magazines nowadays release the cover + photoshoot two months prior the actual release like... Taylor will be the cover of Elle US and the cover was released last month and the pictures were published today so if they release Lana's cover in july, for example, the magazine will be out in september lmaaaaaaaao

Oh I totally forgot Lana already has two magazine covers shot by Steven Klein lmao

But if she's shooting the cover this MONTH, it means the actual magazine will come around may ~ july dskjfasklfskdfs

not only is ben a terrible manager but he's also a fucking liar worldwide release my ass what the fuck

FEW MONTHS

Actually a very suspiscious website posted the march 29 date before MTV. They said they got it from a press release. Edit: here https://www.rmfclassic.pl/informacje/Muzyka,10/Lana-Del-Rey-dostala-zakaz-przeklinania,36934.html But the fans started believing on the 29th date only after Lana liked a tweet from DAZED mentioning the same date.

lmao https://twitter.com/skinnytropics/status/1102729578122866688

I still think the album was delayed because of the poetry book. Her initial plan was to sell the book at selected stores in LA but Ben said they're releasing the book worldwide, which takes much more work and the logistics are harder to [do whataver you do with logistics]. If she went with her initial plan I think the march 29th date would be possible, but with the book being released on large scale I think they need more time to handle things and make sure the book is ready for release along with the album.

TBA Azealia Banks, Fantasea II: The Second Wave Azealia has already said she cancelled Fantasea and it's now working on Business & Pleasure so this article has no credibility at all. Edit: oh nvm yesterday she said she's releasing fantasea in july the bitch is crazy she announced b&p's tracklist like this weekend and a lot of the songs that were supposed to be part of fantasea are on the album

what did she say?

You've just described Lana lmaaaaaaaaaaao

I agree with you on some extent, but I see you have a very limited vision when it comes to these things. Some religions have people with supernatural abilites passed through the generations but you can also study different approaches of magic. Yeah, if you google some basic spell it might not actually work when you don't know anything about it, but if you spend your time actually studying the practices of wicca and the occult you can actually learn how to cast spells. As I said, it all depends on your belief.

oh thats true, march 29th is over and i think the album won't come out anytime before june but we could give our girl a little push or something like that

If you don't believe then don't bother because the success of a spell depends solely on your belief. The ritual is an important part, but the person casting the spell is even more important because you're the sole conductor of the magic.

It wouldn't surprise me now that she's trying to connect with God or whataver

Friendly reminder that Lent starts on this wednesday and if we're gonna cast a spell to make this era more interesting or give Lana some willpower to actually work we should do it as fast as we can as spells are not as effective as they usually are during Lent.

Gladly

nah do you own a house phone?

I'd rather stay hungry than chew on raw celery

Loving Ocarina of Time so far. The dungeons are fun and this version of Link is very cute (is he the young Link from Smash Bros?). Just finished the Dondongo's Cavern and I thought they were really cute too, I loved when I played the music and one of them started dancing lmao so far the game has surprised me, I never understood the hype behind LOZ but it's a really cool game.