Coney Island King

Ya’ll ain’t getting anything different in week 2 except a guest singer

Did she listen to their music with the volume down?

She looked gorgeous and i liked the stage. The Billie duets were so sweet. That motorbike ride in was iconic.

HOW MANY MORE HOURS TILL LANA IS ON

COWBUSSY COWBUSSY COWBUSSY COWBUSSY COWBUSSY COWBUSSY

GIDDY UP FAGGOTS

IF SHE DOES VINTAGE COWGIRL PIN UP FOR THIS ALBUM IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF

I AM READY QUEEN

She should just call this album Lana Del Rey

This album feels very lazy so far. It’s just her last album but boring. I like Houdini, but these last 2 singles have been very very mid. Honestly she’s gonna end up as a one album wonder if she keeps churning out these tracks that sound like left overs from 2 years ago.

Nasty is cute.

Yes. She’s done her hair blonde so Bitter and unhinged Lana is back.

THE GRAMMYS DID THIS TO HER

SNL producers watching Coachella like

This will either be iconic or a mess. Guns, jesus billboards, SNL, stunt men, i actually have no idea wtf to expect.

CUE LANA OPENING THE SHOW IN HER SNL DRESS CRUCIFIED ON A GIANT CROSS BEING PUSHED AROUND ON WHEELS QUEEN

Actually you’re right, lets not.

It would be really dumb to not take this opportunity to at least preview a full or half song from Lasso or SOMETHING.

Fixed.

TARATA TARATA TARATATA

No more horrible than the likes of Madonna or Mariah, which at the end of the day are “stories” tbh.

It’s all a bit stupid really. Here is a woman who had a huge career back in the day, selling millions of albums and hit singles, one of the biggest Latina acts ever - and now in her late 50’s isn’t experiencing the same type of success as most popstars her age and for some reason it’s hilarious? If people don’t like her, whatever…..but the entertainment biz is hard for aging women and Jen has literally NOTHING to prove to anyone, she’s been there and DONE IT ALL over the course of her career. Her new album is a snoozefest, but i got nothing but respect from my end for a woman who has lasted through the thick and thin of a career in Hollywood, especially a latina one. I feel like that about any older woman still hustling all these years later in showbiz. Also this notion that she is talentless is odd to me, sure…she’s not known for her voice, but she has always been a fantastic stage performer, dancer and business woman. She’s achieved things people half her age never will in Hollywood.

You all make me sick.

The Karma song/video is like one of those fake popstar parody creations from a movie or something. She also gave the most cringe interview about how shocking her new album is going to be and how she is shaping her generation with her new image LOL.

All my diamonds look like piss All my diamonds look like piss