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Speaking of Charlie, I heard he played on our uh uh sports team and that song "his man, her man, how about the weather" that Lana wrote was about him being on our uhhh sports team

Ugh sis I think I've had bad luck because most of my guys have been 6 inches or under... except for a couple short guys who had 7 - 8 inches but girl it was not fun at ALL. Just pure pain tbh. But I don't know I'm not really crazy about dick size, as long as you can hit my prostate properly which is located 3 inches into your anus, so truly size don't matter. I just care about faces (and thickness) But it'd be fun to be with an 8 incher one more time

Do you think it's circumcised, fully foreskined, or just a little trimmed off the top? American/Canadian doctors 2 minutes after the baby boy is born: https://youtu.be/-pb6CV8exO4

That's actually a lie! I've had my fair share of guys, and the ones who usually had the average to small cocks were the tall big guys with big hands and feet. Some even had size 12 - 13 feet with a 5 inch hard cock. You wanna know who had the thick long and juicy break your back horse cocks? Mostly the short small guys. I know, shocker, I was shocked as well. I'd say I only know one guy who's huge in body frame and height with a big one. The rest are shorties/average height with regular to small feet and hands. I guess God really does put big things in small packages

Oh there's a video on YouTube you should watch that proves 23 & me, ancestry.com and all the others aren't entirely true. Their database is limited and they only can FORSURE tell you which continent you come from, the rest is estimated guesses with math they made up. But yeah I don't remember what it was called just YouTube twins do 23 & me and the both twins get different answers

Oh no I get that I'm just saying 100,000 years ago versus 6000-10,000 is a BIG difference

Hitler and his mutant descendants:https://youtu.be/19wAyeeyAtg

Banned because Kylie was the first person to be offered Toxic and she refused it and gave it to Britney Spears (I'm a Britney fan and honestly Toxic is one of Brits best songs but I just wish we could have heard Kylie's version but she didn't even like the song so she never recorded it and I don't forgive her)

I just really dislike Sweetener, the melodies suck to me. The production is garbage, but even without going in about production, the melodies and lyrics are just, eh? Not a fan tbh I only like Successful, God Is A Woman, Breathin and No Tears Left To Cry. Thank U, Next is my baby cause it's such a darker sound and not the conventional pop melodies that almost everyone has nowadays

I'm still waiting on a perfume that's only made by Lana where she chose each and every fragrance that goes inside

They're green, god bless! Except for this photoshoot where they edited her eye color, and in my personal taste, she looks best with these honey hazel brown eyes!

We love the teenage mutant Ninja turtles! (I'm just joking but read up I updated my post and you'll be shocked my mutated brown eyed sis)

I don't know sisters, the only eyes I like are brown, green, hazel, honey, and grey. Blue eyes just scare me and remind me of demon possession/the devil, especially the icy cold ones it could be because they're unnatural and technically a defect Also fun fact, blue eyes are brown eyes with a mutation in the melanin! Also blue eyed people all have one single ancestor who was mutated, so technically blue eyed couples are long lost cousins! I'mma stick to every other eye color except for blue "New research shows that people with blue eyes have a single, common ancestor. Scientists have tracked down a genetic mutation which took place 6,000-10,000 years ago and is the cause of the eye color of all blue-eyed humans alive on the planet today." https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/01/080130170343.htm

Lana date a man with brown eyes challenge

and as a Canadian I personally think there should b free health care after one of them gets shot

What should happen is, we cancel all all stars seasons, pretend they never existed, have everyone come back (with new queens of course and not putting the same queens in the season) stop editing like crazy, bring back the gold bar and silver lounge, get rid of the shenanigans, and instead of RuPaul judging by himself, the panel of four judges (and the guest judge) put their votes in to vote who should be in the bottom 2 and top 2, then they lip sync normally, not for their legacy, and RuPaul sends one of them home.

Signs that you're in a cult (AKA Lanaboards) The group displays excessively zealous and unquestioning commitment to its leader and (whether he is alive or dead) regards his belief system, ideology, and practices as the Truth, as law. ‪ Questioning, doubt, and dissent are discouraged or even punished. ‪ Mind-altering practices (such as meditation, chanting, speaking in tongues, denunciation sessions, and debilitating work routines) are used in excess and serve to suppress doubts about the group and its leader(s). ‪ The leadership dictates, sometimes in great detail, how members should think, act, and feel (for example, members must get permission to date, change jobs, marry�or leaders prescribe what types of clothes to wear, where to live, whether or not to have children, how to discipline children, and so forth). ‪ The group is elitist, claiming a special, exalted status for itself, its leader(s) and members (for example, the leader is considered the Messiah, a special being, an avatar�or the group and/or the leader is on a special mission to save humanity). ‪ The group has a polarized us-versus-them mentality, which may cause conflict with the wider society. ‪ The leader is not accountable to any authorities (unlike, for example, teachers, military commanders or ministers, priests, monks, and rabbis of mainstream religious denominations). ‪ The group teaches or implies that its supposedly exalted ends justify whatever means it deems necessary. This may result in members' participating in behaviors or activities they would have considered reprehensible or unethical before joining the group (for example, lying to family or friends, or collecting money for bogus charities). ‪ The leadership induces feelings of shame and/or guilt iin order to influence and/or control members. Often, this is done through peer pressure and subtle forms of persuasion. ‪ Subservience to the leader or group requires members to cut ties with family and friends, and radically alter the personal goals and activities they had before joining the group. ‪ The group is preoccupied with bringing in new members. ‪ The group is preoccupied with making money. ‪ Members are expected to devote inordinate amounts of time to the group and group-related activities. ‪ Members are encouraged or required to live and/or socialize only with other group members. ‪ The most loyal members (the �true believers�) feel there can be no life outside the context of the group. They believe there is no other way to be, and often fear reprisals to themselves or others if they leave (or even consider leaving) the group.

Sadly this fanbase doesn't have the balls anymore/people aren't brave enough to go against the queen bee aka Lana. The beehive is in full effect and any resistance will be dealt with by an angry gay telling us "yOu GuYs ArE sO mEaN! tHiS iS oNe Of HeR bEsT eRaS eVeR! JaCk iS a HoTtIe! LfL cAn RoT!" the woman who joins cults inadvertently made her own called Lanaboards

5 gays to Ben: Ben wheres NFR Ben to Lana: Lana the fans want to know... Lana: My new friends told me I can do whatever the fuck I want! you know what? Since everyone including you wants to be a little fucker? Lana and her explosive anger:

Lana to Ben: my girlfriends are my new promo team Ben: ....What Lana: you heard me! Brittany, Jenny, Rebecca, Heather and Tiffany are my new promo team. They've got some genius ideas. I'm posting random photos on my Instagram as a theme and retweeting old tweets. Ben: Lana, what kind of theme is that mes- Lana: are we going to have a problem, buddy? Ben: oh no! No no no, uhhh... Yeah you do you. Lana: thought so!

Well..... I guess posting random photos with a song caption is some sort promo, right?

Omg omg omg I didn't even think of that please oh please can it happen

Giving us? I want nudes not underwear pics lmfao