MoreCruelThanYou

Yessss I love the sound of her voice and the melody of groupie love but accept it is not a Good song really

fr though I'm 105% expecting the album to come sometime in May, it just makes sense based on the pattern of idiocy (LFL was rumored for May then came two months later in July, therefore NFR was rumored for March and will come two months later in May). If this doesn't happen tho I am fully prepared to get Lana's addy from Azealia and lead a march for the album on her doorstep 

okay I respect this. That's like me with Groupie Love even though its idiotic lol

No she's getting fucked 

I'm so sad bc I wanna love honeymoon but I can't listen to it without wanting to shit w anxiety and depression bc of what was going on in my life when it was released lol I'm so jealous of u all :(

Thank you omg!
I've been saying that Salvatore is garbage for like years but I get trashed everytime
I'm glad we have an italian online to confirm this

opening this can of worms: salvatore is basic af. as someone who is italian i honestly just don't get it. is she being murdered by him? "soft ice cream, soft i scream" wow haha i get it word play lana   next? I can't even listen to it past the first chorus without changing it its so slow. she literally just spouts italian words that don't make sense "ciao amore" glad she knows how to use google translate, "cacciatore" this is a chicken recipe. where is the logic? 

fr though I'm 105% expecting the album to come sometime in May, it just makes sense based on the pattern of idiocy (LFL was rumored for May then came two months later in July, therefore NFR was rumored for March and will come two months later in May). If this doesn't happen tho I am fully prepared to get Lana's addy from Azealia and lead a march for the album on her doorstep 

fr though I'm 105% expecting the album to come sometime in May, it just makes sense based on the pattern of idiocy (LFL was rumored for May then came two months later in July, therefore NFR was rumored for March and will come two months later in May). If this doesn't happen tho I am fully prepared to get Lana's addy from Azealia and lead a march for the album on her doorstep 

The fragrance? You can find it at Macy's or Walmart. Its called "Shawn Signature" and its $20 for the 1.7 oz I believe. And it smells heavenly He recently released a new one called "Shawn Signature 2" and it's a cream colored bottle (the first one is blue) and it smells slightly more masculine. However both are for men AND women so you get the best of both worlds
 
Sorry for the long post but I couldn't miss the opportunity to promote excellence

Sis no more umbrella theories i still laugh at the one that spread when I was in highschool saying it was about her mom and her mom's name was umbrella I was like what the we love crazy theories

Either way the lyric fits snjejee

Yosemite more like yo semen in me 

If you ever find a place that sells Shawn Mendes can you tell me sis I need one
 

Yosemite more like yo semen in me 

im still not over the fact that they dont have a date

Justice for Yosemite 

Love it when daddy shawn makes an appearance

okay anyways so back to the holy trinity from yesterday: Terrence (for predicting something would happen), peroxide (for inciting Ben's rage), and HoneymoonDaddy (for the blowjob DM). Whats next ladiez??? 

but also  

Basically he @ed me three times and told me I should become a manager if I'm such an expert, that Lanaboards hates Lana and leaks all her stuff, and that I should drop my album since I know so much about music lmfao oh then he asked honeymoondaddy to suck his british cock oop
 
I been saying for months now this man needs a blunt and a 6 hour edging/milking session with prostate stimulation he is so angry at the world and everyone
 

I think it's unfair to compare songs in general but these hoes will do it anyways cause they're bored and there's honestly nothing to do in this stale ass era

okay anyways so back to the holy trinity from yesterday: Terrence (for predicting something would happen), peroxide (for inciting Ben's rage), and HoneymoonDaddy (for the blowjob DM). Whats next ladiez??? 

okay anyways so back to the holy trinity from yesterday: Terrence (for predicting something would happen), peroxide (for inciting Ben's rage), and HoneymoonDaddy (for the blowjob DM). Whats next ladiez??? 

okay anyways so back to the holy trinity from yesterday: Terrence (for predicting something would happen), peroxide (for inciting Ben's rage), and HoneymoonDaddy (for the blowjob DM). Whats next ladiez??? 

Omg I was legit going to post about how the comment was deleted (I thought Ben's bitchass did it) but then I forgot