West Coast

try petrol gel, it works wonders for dry lips and butt-cheeks

Not a single soul

an electric scooter

and before a select few here start saying "here we go again with the Jack discourse 😭!!!1!", I just have one thing to say: echo chamber this ass.

My issue with "Jack" and "guitar" in the same sentence, is that Jack has that annoying "caressing guitar strings" habit with Lana and it's sonically revolting/jarring. I want some actual guitar playing, not that "latently playing"/inaudible/understated bullshit we heard on two albums already.

Agreed.

I've been meaning to post this gif, but I didn't dare to.

It slayed, it served, it ate, it snatched wigs, boots mama, twerked the house down, tongue pop, etc.

I took a few weeks off LanaBoards and got back only a few days ago, there is just so much happening right now. I'm barely keeping up; the struggle is real.

They need to have their ears looked after real quick—

The second shot is inch resting.

When Lana came up with that long ass, camp title—

pussy lips flapping along Ocean Blvd? I'm out

let's just hope it's nothing like LMLYLAW in any capacity

NABOO?

Electric chair!

Sorry ma'am, it's the other way around.

NFR's rollout was non-existent. This is miles better.

You are the real MVP, your poetry is what keeps me going, thank you miss badger <3

I just knew we would get more bones before the 7th. Living for this messy rollout.

Is there a masterpost for us gals who missed everything?

It got crazy for like 20 minutes at work and I feel like I've missed a year worth of information.

The momentum is definitely there. Everyone is grasping at straws. Lana doing what she does best.

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