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They don't have names; they're just in a section called "Haikus"

Yeah I have to agree I really enjoyed Thanks to the Locals, although I must admit I was apprehensive when I read the title I thought it was going to be about Twitter stans or something

Which one is awful? I can think of two candidates that are a bit cringe.

It's like NFR in that she strung it out for way too long and shared far too much. I really hope she refrains from doing the same thing with Iron Gates; it's much more exciting when you get a book and you haven't already read most of it. I would like to see original art and more handwritten content than there is in this one, in the next one. Also, I would absolutely love if she put some lyrics from COCC in Iron Gates, complete with handwritten corrections, etc. That'd be really interesting and give an insight into her songwriting process. As you say, it is what it is and it's nice to put on my shelf next to Florence's ETA: Also because I know she reads here, if she really does have any hand-bound copies from before she decided to use a publisher, she should have a raffle. Make everyone make a $10 donation to a cause to enter, and you can win a signed, hand-bound copy. I say raffle and not auction because we all know certain rich af stans would bid thousands of dollars and leave the rest of us out of the running.

@JehovahThikness Idk if you're joking but no, it doesn't appear to be I'm going to share one of the haikus because I thought it was really sad that she feels this way and I hope it was just a passing thought

The book version is slightly different to the spoken version (again, spoiler, because I know most people don't have it yet)

LMAO I'm SORRY

I really like the chaotic energy of this picture.

Okay so I already have it. I'm not gonna post all of the new poems because I don't feel OK doing that, but I am gonna post some excerpts and discussion points about one of the new poems in the spoiler below

That's right. Keyword = not. Nobody is mad, just discussing.

Tempting but I feel like I'd be exploiting. The whole reason I have a convo with him is due to a security matter that I'm able to help him with ... can't explain jic the person reads here. Me asking about COCC was the ONLY time I'd ever said anything not about that and I was shocked when he replied lmao

Not really familiar with that relationship but like ... it's usually not a good sign when someone high profile dates someone who isn't, and the low profile person does that. It's only one little thing, however, so nbd

Upsetting and distressing

Right we must launch a thorough investigation. Where do they archive their shit? British stans get on it pls

It can't be from last year cos Oct 9 wasn't a Friday last year and is this year. Did they actually say Friday Oct 9 or just Oct 9? ETA: isn't their shit archived online? We must investigate immediately

I always think it's a little sketchy when her nowhere-near-as-famous boy toys start splashing her on their social media within 5 minutes of dating her, but she picks 'em, so whatever Hopefully new nails because she's about to do something

Maybe it's instinctual and those of us who feel bad had ancestors who were terrorised by extraterrestrial life forms who had faces like lotus seed pods. I'm sure there's a really reasonable explanation, like that one.

Yeah other people's phobias are obviously not her responsibility but it makes me feel physically ill to look at those and I'm praying they're not on the cover

I um ... wonder what colour her nails will be?

Nope just L**ntilus having his regular twelvie breakdown Moving right along Vogue article was interesting, but she's sure not giving us a goddamn MORSEL about COCC, is she?

Who's dragging?

This is very funny coming from someone who spends 90% of their posts whining about what other people are saying, and the other 10% trying to sound like an edgy 12 year old. Precious little cupcake <3

Sorry but are you being deliberately daft? As explained, it's a fucking phobia. It can't be helped.

Ikr I tried staring at them to desensitise because mind over matter and all that, but it almost made me cry lmao

Ahaha There are differing degrees. I think mine is pretty mild ....but fuck lotus seed pods that shit is upsetting af Someone in my Discord said that she looks like she rolled in some packing peanuts after her sugary honey bath and, well ...