Rorman Nockwell

We are auditory people ... she should give us an audiobook.
 
I don't care if she releases it on a floppy disk at this point, just give me whatever the fuck it is so that we can all move on to the music.

i'm afraid we're already in the end of april

We're talkin' and talkin' and talkin' it up
And the frustration is heightening
And we all wish that she would just
Say something enlightening

I'll recover. Now where tf is it 

Isn't it like 2pm in California? And sis sometimes posts really late ... just let me be delusional pls

Weekends are for Insta baddie activities, not updates.
 
Maybe we should pretend to be a bookshop in Silver Lake and post on that Insta post where she asked for bookshops that wanted to sell her book ... at least we can find out if she's ready to sell the damn book.
 
We'll tell her the shop is called "Booklyn Baby". Not suspicious at all.

Yes false options to provoke choosing an option marketing 101 that AND ask someone on her team about it, so they'll ask her, to make her think it was her idea all along. I swear we're on to something   
 
 
edit: Lycra? As in, for sports clothes, and leggings? I c u, getting all the bases covered 

"Lycra Literature"
 
We can invent 10 fake bookshops and hope she takes the bait for one. We're so brilliant.

"Lycra Literature"
 
We can invent 10 fake bookshops and hope she takes the bait for one. We're so brilliant.

Weekends are for Insta baddie activities, not updates.
 
Maybe we should pretend to be a bookshop in Silver Lake and post on that Insta post where she asked for bookshops that wanted to sell her book ... at least we can find out if she's ready to sell the damn book.
 
We'll tell her the shop is called "Booklyn Baby". Not suspicious at all.

Just don't say, "anytime is fine" to her because while you will assume sometime this week, Lana will assume sometime in the next 18 months.

Weekends are for Insta baddie activities, not updates.
 
Maybe we should pretend to be a bookshop in Silver Lake and post on that Insta post where she asked for bookshops that wanted to sell her book ... at least we can find out if she's ready to sell the damn book.
 
We'll tell her the shop is called "Booklyn Baby". Not suspicious at all.

Isn't it like 2pm in California? And sis sometimes posts really late ... just let me be delusional pls

This actually might not b such a bad idea. That and over to the other strip let's get to it do u think if we mention green smoothies shipping'll come faster edit: scratch that call the bookstore Green Smoothies cafe and bookstore watch the info come rushing innn

"Lycra Literature"
 
We can invent 10 fake bookshops and hope she takes the bait for one. We're so brilliant.

Weekends are for Insta baddie activities, not updates.
 
Maybe we should pretend to be a bookshop in Silver Lake and post on that Insta post where she asked for bookshops that wanted to sell her book ... at least we can find out if she's ready to sell the damn book.
 
We'll tell her the shop is called "Booklyn Baby". Not suspicious at all.

Weekends are for Insta baddie activities, not updates.
 
Maybe we should pretend to be a bookshop in Silver Lake and post on that Insta post where she asked for bookshops that wanted to sell her book ... at least we can find out if she's ready to sell the damn book.
 
We'll tell her the shop is called "Booklyn Baby". Not suspicious at all.

Weekends are for Insta baddie activities, not updates.
 
Maybe we should pretend to be a bookshop in Silver Lake and post on that Insta post where she asked for bookshops that wanted to sell her book ... at least we can find out if she's ready to sell the damn book.
 
We'll tell her the shop is called "Booklyn Baby". Not suspicious at all.

Jesus take the wheel and drive me off a fucking cliff

Isn't it like 2pm in California? And sis sometimes posts really late ... just let me be delusional pls

I want a Black Sabbath collab and no I'm not kidding

Isn't it like 2pm in California? And sis sometimes posts really late ... just let me be delusional pls

see now THIS is what ivory horse car is good for

I am gonna be the saltiest bitch this side of fucking Saturn if we don't get news today; I have my hopes up.

We're talkin' and talkin' and talkin' it up
And the frustration is heightening
And we all wish that she would just
Say something enlightening