Super Movie

ONE MINUTE. IT'S GO TIME

Two minutes holy shit It's time for the official pre-release send off

FIVE FUCKING MINUTES

10 MINUTES OH MY GOD

And we won't say when, we won't ask why And we won't stop posting 'til we die

LAST CALL FOR THE PRE-RELEASE THREAD

BABY, I RUN LIKE A WILDFLOWER I LIVE ON SHEER WILLPOWER I PROMISE THAT NOTHING WILL BURN YOU NOTHING WILL BURN, BURN, BURN

Me drinking coffee at 10:20 at night so that I can stay awake for the album release

This last hour of pre-release is giving "3:00 AM at a sleepover" energy

This is the most promo John Deere has gotten in years

Lana abandoning her main social media to do all of her promo on a private Instagram account that most people don't even know exists

We've practically made it, everyone

Me on my way to spend my entire weekend talking about the album

Us picking a new gif for our last hour in the pre-release thread

Leaked footage of Lana's Colbert performance

It's midnight EST in the US

Currently killing time by writing a full, in-depth review for each track on the album and the album as a whole. In my reviewer era

Posts are being moved probably

People are so obsessed with Lana's lyrics fitting the "LDR image" as if that's not part of what she's been getting shit for for the past year and a half

I knew that sounded wrong That's much more like it

Same here, twinning

3 hours and 6 minutes until Blue Banisters is released in America! We're so close to the finish line

There aren't new lines. You're thinking of the edited version that was uploaded to That Site that got rid of the second verse where the leaker played a synth over it. It was replaced by just looping the first verse. Those new lines were always there, just edited out on the "HQ" version

Even if I don't get to go, I'm still looking forward to seeing the pictures! Lana's pop-ups are always so creative, and I love that she's sticking with the LDR Village theme. Visually, it's a beautiful idea and design.

Is it just me or is every review so far the exact same thing being regurgitated with a few changes here and there? Like, how can they all be talking about Black Bathing Suit being interesting and there being 3 unreleased tracks from 2013 and all spend at least three sentences talking about "crypto-forever, fuck you kevin"? Come up with something else