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This just in: NFR was an April fools joke but miss thing forgot to tell us

And let me specify, I am not bashing her for not wearing makeup or her clothes, I don’t think anyone expects her to be all done up 24/7 but I’m just saying I miss her putting effort into public appearances. If anything her “look” lately just projects how little she cares about everything else. Overall, her not wanting to put effort into her look matters little to me, I’m more concerned about how she just doesn’t fuck about communicating with people who love her & support her art. I think people are pissed less about the wait and more about the lack of communication

I’m happy to know I’m not the only one feeling this way. I agree with the soundtrack thing so hard, her music is how I remember... each song is a different memory. I’ve noticed with the newer songs, I enjoy them but they don’t mean as much. Idk it just makes me sad that this is the reality lol I guess I was stupid to believe she’d always be this mysterious doll

I hate to agree, but I do. It breaks my heart but I feel like she’s lost her flare - her fire. She doesn’t seem to be the glamorous, untouchable, unique woman we fell in love with. I miss the beehive hair, the nails, the visuals. Although this era has discouraged me with its stripped down theme, I’ll always have the OG Lana Del Rey in my heart. I’ll support her always because I feel that after all the art she’s given, she still deserves my love. I can’t help but feel hurt by the way she’s blatantly leaving us in the dark – it feels like she’s mocking us. I’m probably just being an emotional bitch but I’ve been having these thoughts ever since she started with the no makeup posts & the more stripped down songs, even during L4L she started to strip down a bit.. I didn’t like HIADT very much & the fact she used a selfie for the cover was honestly a joke. I really hope this is a phase & she goes back to putting some effort in but that seems unrealistic right now. Anyway, I still love her but I’m just disappointed

Her lips look nice

Alright hennies, upon learning there are only 2 poems in Vogue Italia, I’ve decided to depart into a self-induced coma. Will someone kindly wake me up when there is solid news? I’d appreciate it tons – I wish you all a lovely week, you beautiful souls. I hope Miss Lana enjoys the last couple of days with her friends, the teletubbies. I took matters into my own hands & rewrote some of “Cinnamon” to better fit our situation. You tried to push us out but we just find our way back in You shoved violets up our ass To keep us out - you win There’s things I wanna say to you - but you don’t give a fuck. Like if you just communicate your thoughts, we’ll stop biting on your cock There’s things we wanna talk about - but you’re busy sippin matcha What is it gonna take for you To mention the fucking album Ahhhyaaaah ahh aAaAaAa Hold me, love me, fuck me, suck me, be the first who ever did Goodbye sexies

Is she squishing an orange? The orange symbolizes our hearts

Isnsjsnsnsn why are y’all this way I love it

Large mood

Basically she said “I only did this cover cause I’ve loved Vogue for a long time but don’t get too excited you little fuckin stinkers I’m leaving you again”

Every night I pray that she releases Normal Fockin Roswell from captivity

I’ve been studying it closely & what I concluded is that the literal knockers on her metaphorical knockers mean that NFR is knock knock knocking on heaven’s door – dead. Thank you for coming to my ted talk

I woke up ready to get played by Miss Del Rey, what can I say

Matcha Del Rey

Let’s wait until the article comes out before putting on our red noses and painted tears girlies, hope is a dangerous thing - but I am stupid enough to still have it

Yes, she talks about her poetry book My Ass Clapping Over the Violets & about which brand has the best leggings

So do we have to wait until Tuesday to read the interview or is that just when the physical copies come out? I’m not sure how that works

Good morning hennies, it’s 11 am in Miami & I’m enjoying the sunshine during the lord’s day. Looking forward to finding out if today will end with exciting news and/or pictures or with me tearing up town in my fucking nightgown 24/7 pennywise

Hope is a dangerous thing for a bitch like me to have - but somehow I still Norman fuckin have it Love her all natural but for the sake of this shoot, I hope she at least puts on some lip gloss & maybe even get crazy and apply mascara to one of her eyelashes. I just want a little glamour, is that too much to ask Miss Thing for these days

IITS HAPPENING STAY CALM, STAY FUCKIN CALM

“Norman fuckinf dare u” I’m on fucking life support, this is the energy I want in my life

Let’s get our red noses ready, girls & boys

I guess Jesus really is her bestest friend

Does anyone else think she goes to that “church” for experimental purposes? I’m having a hard time believing she’s falling for that shit. I’ve heard nothing but bad things about this place

Gm sexies, someone on reddit said they saw Lana in Long Beach and almost accidentally hit her w their bike