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So anyway guys, what are some of your favorite performances? I always think of how cute she looked when she performed Dark Paradise in Planeta Tierra 2013

You’re right maybe I should just shut the fuck up

Let’s all go outside! I’m giving free rides to Hillsong, bring your pitchforks

Lini dil ri

I don’t wanna say I HATE it but the change is very dramatic. It makes me so fucking sad Also yeah I know what you mean. I have a reddit & it’s not only less eventful but also everyone has a brain aneurysm if your opinion is different to theirs. It’s the “she doesn’t owe you anything” central over there. I’m really grateful for this thread and all you lovely sweets

I just listened to HIADTFAWLMTHBIHINAKSNZJSSNSHUWON after a couple of weeks of not hearing it & wow.... all I can say is if NFR is gonna sound like this She can keep dat shyt

Guys she’s actually gonna release NFR on my birthday, which is on the 17th. I hope you can all understand. Thank you Lana I love you so much come to Brazil

hey kids i have been binding one book per week only have 286549 to go music coming soon x - L

Beautiful enhancement, how would you like to be on my team as a Hallucinator to create content for my future IMAGINE SESSIONS?

Peepkin

Wait, did I miss something? Did someone say something was happening in Sept or is this the "end of summer" theory?

Fuck it

Fast forward to Friday June 14, 2019. Miss Larvae del Rey has dropped NFR with music videos to accompany nearly every song, additionally, she drops a cover of Knockin' on Heaven's Door & announces that Tropico 2.0 is coming this fall. She applied a moisture masque to her hair & burned all of her leggings, HIADT has been annihilated from planet Earth & the critter friends have emigrated south, to hell. Thank you for coming to my first IMAGINE session, a safe place I created for us to freely hallucinate.

Sorry no, In Your Car is about her lover having diarrhea and having to get home quickly, this was confirmed henny I read this in the same way she said it while dissing G greasy

In Your Car was written about how Lana's lover was in a huge rush to get home because he couldn't hold his shit in any longer. We go fast We go so fast, your ass blows Jesus, Lana do something. I am so fucking bored.

On another note, when the poetry book comes out I feel like it won't be as exciting as we initially thought for two reasons. One reason is that during this era, we've all had this frustration about the lack of communication & when we think we're about to get something: nope! NEW POEM DOLLIES! Which has made us almost resent her poetry because time & time again, it comes when we least want it. The next reason being that I feel like we've seen a good amount of the poems already, it won't be as fresh as we'd hoped. If I remember correctly, she said there was 13 poems. I'm not sure about the exact number but skimming through her IG, I see she's posted about 8-10 of them. I was actually enthused when she first announced it but it's been handled so poorly I just have gone numb. At this point the word that, I think, best describes how most of us feel is annoyed.

I have Apple Music & about 2 weeks ago started trying out Spotify in hopes it would be better regarding recommended tracks & artists but unfortunately it's not helpful either I feel you 100% Well it definitely shows! You have a wonderful gift, thank you for sharing it with us. You are very special. LMFAO we truly are losing our minds, mind if I join? New album? Oh fuck yeah! I heard there's some RHCP inspiration in there. I'm excited, got any dates yet?

You are ridiculously good with words, do you write at all? Jesus, it's like you read my mind & explain it so well.

Dear LanaBoard users, This is a message from papa Ben to inform you that this has all been a social experiment. There is no Norman Froggin Roswell, there is no Violets Bent Over in my Ass. The Lana you have been seeing is a simulation, we actually have no idea where she really is. Thank you for your cooperation. Stream Dula Peepa & Ellie Gosling.

I know 2 songs by them which I like so I'll definitely give K a try!

I don't think so, I know quite a lot of people who like Lana but none of the pop girls who also wonder the same thing. I think platforms fail at truly choosing similar artists, I don't know about you guys but the "recommended for you" playlists are never helpful. At most, I'll find one song I like IF I'm lucky. She has more in common with Halsey and Marina than with, say, Travis Scott or Clams Casino - still that doesn't mean she's similar to Halsey. I wouldn't blame the audience, I think the algorithm just sucks ass. That goes for most artists, too.

I have heard Beach House before, I'll give the rest a listen. Thank you sugar!

Yeah I’ve reached the conclusion there’s no one like her and that’s why I can’t unstan the bitch. I do like Chris he’s a cool boy

Don’t worry babe we absolutely will