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omfg fuck nope i love this........ i can't.

And she looks amazing in the video, that outfit holy jesus and she even has a spooky throne with spooky trees~

She's so spooky

"" SLACKER: I’ll take her to shows, and she just watches. We were just in New York for, um, Lady Gaga.

LANA: Amazing.

SLACKER: Yeah, it was a great show, but she’s just like…

LANA: That’s so great. ""

AHAHHA HOLY SHIT, THOSE ARE THE PHRASES YOU USE WHEN YOU HATE SOMEONE AND TRY MAKE THE CONVERSATION MOVE ON AHAHHAA FUCK IM CRYING SHE'S SO FUNNY 

I will be!!

@ OK, the hair bit over the "ULTRAVIOLENCE" looks spastic, I only had less than half an hour to do it, but here it is:

 

EDIT: It looks more spastic than I thought

Looks nice! I see what you mean about the hair though  but it's good ~ just fix the hair! 

Me too. I might just create one myself. I feel like using Photoshop, even though I am not good at using it.

Do it and show me ~ Hey, the more you use it the better you'll get!

Yup, me too. But I like official artworks.

I do too, but if i lie to myself and keep saying it's the real one for long enough i'll start believing it tbh

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I actually quite like this ~ @GangstaDollarBoy

I'll probably end up using this

YES! It's such a great idea, don't know why didn't they used it in the cover, would've been great...

Exactly!

Does anyone wanna make an edit of the cover but just adding the red text for @GangstaDollarBoy and I?

I quite like the cover, i wish it was more styled like the promo billboards but oh well!

I WISH THERE WAS THE RED "LDR" UNDERNEATH ULTRAVIOLENCE THOUGH. Cause i thought that was clever 

So these are real?! Because I don't wanna to get so excited, like I already am, and have then be fake omfg

BUT YES THIS TITLES GIVE ME LIFE

AND BLACK FUUKING BEAUTY IS BACK I ACTUALLY CANT

THAT SONG IS SO IMPORTANT IT NEEDED TO BE RELEASDD PROPERLH

I CANF WVEN TYPE PROPERLY

**Respect to the hype

Where did these "Tuesday" rumours even come from?! I swear to God we should've gotten a new song every Tuesday for the past month

Anyways, I like the billboard! KNEW DREAMLAND WAS RELEVANT. And you all slightly believed/doubted me heh heh

**listens to ULTRAVIOLENCE and lols with Lana**

She's so adorable, i can't evensgdjdkdgsfd

HEY SO

I heard that "Skid Row" is the name of a street in LA where people do there drug deals for like cocaine and meth and stuff!

SHE WEARS HER DIAMONDS ON SKID ROW. TO BUY COKE. CAUSE SHE'S CLASSY

And it makes sense cause LA is on the WestCoast and "Paradise" is inspired more by her times on the WestCoast ~ pooh

Nah I'm thinking genre. This is the same woman who dedicated thought to calling her other albums "surf noir" and "Hollywood sadcore"

 

What would lyrics in a song called Future Jazz even be?

 

I agree with Sitar! She always makes up her own little genres to describe her music~ Future Jazz is most likely just how she thinks it sounds. Like when she says the album feels like the West Coast and stuff..

i don't think i contributed at all

YESSSS, they're all so true omfg

How about when she does the "End of the World" cover and the guy in the audience laughs and in the video she starts to giggle and blush! So adorable

Video Games:

 

"Swinging in the backyard

Pull up in your fast car

Whistling my name"

 

She's imagining when she used to be a little girl, playing in the backyard, while to her surprise, her father Rob got home and started to say Lana's name in a sing song voice.

 

 

"Open up a beer

And you say, Get over here

And play your video game."

 

Rob has a terrible drinking problem. He wants Lana to play with his "Joy Stick" aka her Video Games.

 

 

"I'm in his favorite sun dress

Watching me get undressed

Take that body downtown"

 

Now is time for Rob and Lana to experience the body electric together.

 

 

The whole song is about Lana's addiction to imagining how it could have been with her mother out of the picture and her daddy all to herself. The video games are her father's skin flute.

I just shat my pants HAHAHAHHAHAYOUREFUCKED

I know i don't usually contribute except for the status' and random ~oops~ in some threads but i thought i'd jump on the bandwagon with these type of threads because i can~!

What songs do you listen to that Lana has written that just make you feel like Lana is the most adorable person in the world??

For example:~

Stoplight De-lite and Summer of Sam!

Lana's little rap/summertime moments in Summer of Sam just makes my heart bloom like a ~rose~

In Stoplight De-lite, just imaging her walking down the street smitten and singing about a random person is so adorable omfg, i imagine her like skipping along the Avenues in New York just smiling and giggling because of this guy with the golden grill that could've flirted with her omfg  i can't

I actually imagine her in SOS to be walking through New York all cute and rappy like and then she comes across this man and begins to sing SD .. i don't know! That's just me ANYWAY ahhahaa

What about you guys?? Try explain why to make it interesting ~

Burning Desire @ @@SitarHero ~memories~

I'm always going to say mom

As long as we keep the "Mom" lyric alive, no one can stop us

i always thought it was: "is it wrong mom that i think its kinda fun when i hit you in the back of the head with a gun?" but i guess i misheard? lmao 

 

 

I only just fell in love with "Kinda Outta Luck" and i've been singing "Is it wrong Mom" every single time!! I looked it up and apparently she says "wrong wrong" but i can't help but sing and hear "Mom" omfg

omfg.. the hint

“Do you really think with Twitter and Facebook, that if a witch does anything at all, she won’t be videotaped and turned into some viral freak show?” - Fiona Goode

I'm hoping this'll be fucked up and terrifying as well ~ omfg just like Asylum but having the sass of Coven ~

LET'S GO JESSICA AND EMMA

How does Back to tha Basics make you sad? It seems pretty happy to me.

How does Back to tha Basics make you sad? It seems pretty happy to me.

It is a happy song and I love it, but at the same time I have paired it with a very happy/sad memory of mine so it makes me sad when I listen to it because of the memory

**just made a playlist after i wrote this post and here come the tears..**

Depending on what memory i have allocated to each song.. "Pawn Shop Blues" probably makes me the saddest

And then probably "Your Band Is All The Rage" .. "Teenage Wasteland (Prom Song Gone Wrong)" .. "Never Let Me Go" .. "Hawaiian Tropic" .. "On Our Way (Acoustic Demo)" .. "Back to tha Basics" .. "All Smiles" .. just to name a few. A lot of Lana songs make me sad..

This Is What Makes Us Girls (Demo) vs. Kinda Outta Luck